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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 107 points 2 months ago

One can be folded into oragami. The other can be shot from a slingshot. I am truly enlightened.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 months ago

oh shit BOTH is the answer

[-] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

I don't think either of these would be very fun for the woman they're attached to...

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 90 points 2 months ago

Damn. I always felt bad enough for women with big boobs having to deal with the back pain, but I never considered that they might jingle, too.

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 54 points 2 months ago

Not all big breasted women suffer from backpains.

Jingling is really annoying though.

[-] B312@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

It feels like a bag of coins when you're touching it.

[-] JadeEast@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 months ago

Bills won't weigh you down when you're hiking or make your pocket sag if they're there a long time.

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago

Can't use 100's in a lot of places.

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 months ago

Can't use coins in a lot of places as well.

[-] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

Yeah, the strippers hate it when I start chucking quarters.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

In some cultures, making it hail is seen as a dick move.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That's a matter of the places you're going into....

[-] Podunk@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

The premise is based, but fuck me, the message is actually a good life lesson.

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[-] Dampyr@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

I've got a question for you. What's heavier, a kiogram of coins or a kilogram of bills? That's right a kilogram of coins, because coins are heavier than bills

[-] Trail@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Is this supposed to be a joke or a parody of something?

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Dead serious issues that I expect to see addressed in the VP debate.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 months ago

the coins because you could also throw them at people

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Always a psycho/socio in the comments ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Happy cake day, gentleperson.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

No judgement here.

[-] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

Omfg I was also enlightened by this

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Then everyone clapped. That clap's name? Albert Musk.

[-] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

And then the bus fell on its side, amen brother ๐Ÿ™

[-] Fleur_@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

The size of the breast is irrelevant, the size of the girl is everything

[-] WallsToTheBalls@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

They must be balanced, as all things should be

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[-] ThunderChunk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

Heavier boobs hold more value...I do like big heavy boobs...

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago

Are you an owner or a renter?

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

I've stolen some, traded some, and now I'm left with one small boob and one big boob in a freezer, what do

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Nature's stress ball.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

As do I, but I can also see the hate they get. One of my partners ended up getting a reduction from like DDD to B and she's much happier and is better physically for it. My wife kept her DD and they're great too.

As I've gotten older, I've come to terms that big tiddies and small tiddies are both still tiddies, and tiddies are fun to play with no matter the size.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can rest a bag of coins on my face and reach nirvana, while resting a single bill on my face is pointless.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago

Let me know when you want me to prove you wrong

Regards, Bill

[-] Grayox@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

Never thought id see a koan in green text.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

I wonder if there is any evolutionary advantage to larger breasts. AFAIK, there's no difference in their ability to deliver milk to babies. And smaller breasts probably have an advantage in a woman's movement and agility, not to mention avoiding back pain. Humans also seem to be the only animal that has larger breasts than necessary -- OTOH, humans are also the only mammal that walks upright, so there are other biological differences.

If it's the case that the only evolutionary reason for large breasts is to better attract (some) men, that would be interesting.

[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Milk cows have larger breasts than necessary, but that's from artificial breeding rather than any sort of evolution or adaptation.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Their larger breasts are necessary since they require a high milk output to reproduce effectively (due to selective pressure of breeding)

Just because the pressure is not "natural" doesn't mean its not real.

[-] vividspecter@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

If itโ€™s the case that the only evolutionary reason for large breasts is to better attract (some) men, that would be interesting.

It's not like large breasts are more common than not large (unless you mean anything larger than nothing at all). I suspect there was a random mutation, and it didn't hurt their reproduction chances but it didn't help either. So you end up with a variety of breast sizes.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

For some reason, only one ape species ever has non-small breasts. You never get large breasted gorillas, chimpanzees or bonobos even though they share 98% of their DNA with us. What is it about humans that means that that trait was evolutionarily advantageous? It's obviously a feature with significant disadvantages, so what is the advantage that offsets that for humans in a way that it doesn't for other great apes?

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Do gorillas, chimpanzees, or Bonobos mate face-to-face, or doggy style?

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

For bonobos, a whole variety of ways and very frequently.

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