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[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 months ago

I have gender tryouts tomorrow.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I'm hardstuck plat in my gender

[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Got me one of them no-perform genders through the union paulie-point

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Going to the gender picket to protest big woke until I get a raise

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

My parents paid my way through theater academie and i feel bad when I don't put my degree to use.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Was going to make a joke about parents forcing gender roles on you, but that's probably super relevant

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

My parents were actually pretty chill about me running around in skirts and eyeliner. I lucked out and got the "be polite to people, respect people's differences, don't fight unless you have to, and also here's how to use a power drill 3,000 different ways" masculinity instead of strict adherence to normative gender roles.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Gender is a nightmare from which I am trying to awaken

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Gender isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

My rack looks great in a dress shrug-outta-hecks

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I'm trying not to! boohoo .

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

My boymoding is purely performative, but it's still a 50/50 whether I get Ma'am-ed at the supermarket. Beyond that, I'm still more of an understudy... vivian-shrug

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Judith Butler made me

[-] buh@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

all the world's a stage 🎭💃

[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

i dont know enough smart people to stop playing Traumatizing Pretend

[-] Kestrel@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Decades of social conditioning has altered (read: harmed) my grey matter to a near permanent degree

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

It's fun to be a girl.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

It's my favorite play and I want to be my favorite character, of course!

One day I'll be the suave, confident twink sidekick to the buff himbo top main character that I'll end up smooching at the end.

I preform masculinity solely because it it slightly less work

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

because gender is performing me, so I am only returning the favor. zizek-theory

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Follow up question, where are you performing gender? Community theater? Improv group? Comedy club?

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

When I first heard the phrase "performing gender" my first thought was that it sounded like a pain in the ass and I didn't want to be on stage

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

It's just easier going straight than turning to the side once you're going full speed

[-] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

For the internet and the credit score

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I just do it out of convenience. It is really nice to roll out of bed, shower so that I don't smell, throw on pants and a t-shirt, and comb my hair, then call that good. Bed to doing whatever I need to in < 20 min. I couldn't function if I had to pay any attention to style, appearance, or skincare.

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