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Proof!! (mander.xyz)

submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[-] Randomdude@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago

Its probably a representation of Zeus lol

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Lucky for you Zeus is the name of my penis.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I’m sorry.

(You know that Zeus frequently became a swan to bang because it was more impressive that way, right?)

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago

Cockosaurus Rex

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

You know what's funny is there isn't like one of these winged penis things. They're all over the ancient Mediterranean and Roman world, northern Libya, Greece, England, Germany, Spain, Italy. And they made so many of em, every local museum will have some already. It's not even special if you find one lol

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Do you mean to say that winged penis things were pretty common in those regions?

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Yes, that's why those regions have flat bread. Since the penis creatures went extinct, they just can't get it up anymore.

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Don't forget the ancient Egyptian bowls with feet! Crazy how hybridization was back then.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Bass proshop pyramid built by aliens

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Everyone: hahahaha

~~Guts~~ Casca's nightmare:

(totally NSFW)

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

For anyone at work, "penis gorillas" drawn in black and white best describes the above image.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

What sound did it make?

[-] JettisonJoe@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Cockadoodledoo

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Ahh Kent, the dumbest of the dumb. Also a convicted fraud.

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Actually if you knew anything about history you would know that all humans used to be women until an ancient ritual went wrong and combined the sky penises with half of the population and created the first men.