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saw some houses recently with huge banners along these lines and it just reeks of smug white privilege

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Infinite support for genocide?

Obviously!! power-stride

[–] goferking0 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you don't vote for her it's a vote for double genocide

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh well I'm voting for PSL so that's a vote for neither Trump or Harris which means I'm voting for both of them so actually I'm voting for TRIPLE GENOCIDE. That's just how evil I am

[–] goferking0 6 points 5 months ago

I see no flaws in this logic

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kamala's birthday is October 20th, we even have time for her to have a "Happy birthday to this future president" moment

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Comraaaaadeeeee

[–] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Burn it and the entire property to cinders

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Madam And Tim President

Well shit I'm voting for Ms And Tim now

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

HARRIS
WALZ

THERE IS NO VIABLE ALTERNATIVE. YOU MUST SUBMIT.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Holocaust Harris
Wehrmacht Walz
ObviouSSly

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Kdolf Hitler

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

IF 👏 YOU 👏 VOTE 👏 FOR 👏 HER 👏 SHE’LL 👏 WIN

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

IT'S 👏 HER 👏 TURN

[–] ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 5 months ago

You forgot that the election really only maters in 3 states anyway sooooo

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Libs not be complete smuglord challenge

Difficulty Level: Obviously

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What explain or defend her positions? You just don't get it. It is so obvious I shouldn't have to explain it. It is obvious to even the most casual observer upon initial inspection, that I shouldn't have to defend the campaign or justify it.

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Ummm sweaty it's not my job to educate you 💅

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"Oh screw it let's stop pretending, Future President Hillary Clinton"

[–] goferking0 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm conflicted. If she wins it'll piss off Hilary because someone else will be the first woman president, but if she loses and gop ends up with congress who knows what will happen.

Is there a way both Hilary and Trump will lose, and genocide ends?

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Literally the best thing about her winning is that Hillary might be faced with the fact that she didn't win because everybody fucking hates her.

Running out of excuses about how she couldn't win because everybody's a bigot when she famously lost to a black guy who's middle name was Hussein and multiracial women from California.

Nope turns put you really are just that uniquely shitty.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

HIllary now spending a lot of time thinking happily about how she won the popular vote

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wow they're going to lose again and learn nothing again.

[–] BOLIBYA@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait for Russiagate2 electric boogaloo

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They’re already blaming China, Russia, Iran, and fucking Cuba lmao

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm glad Cuba is getting the recognition they deserve for their contribution towards destroying the US empire.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Next slogan:

"Vote dem you guys 🙄"

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

The arrogance of these genocidal turds

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Know what always gets the votes? Smug condescention!

[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

I saw TWO artsy looking ones in the wild the other day and wanted to crash my car

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What do yall mfs think about THIS

I will shove a pipe bomb up my ass and end both the creator of this drivel and myself.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

i keep seeing "Build Roads, Feed Kids, Be Good Neighbors" which is at least sorta? domestic policy but pretty sure they aren't proposing free meals or massive infrastructure investment or vague fuzzy liberal socialism just wars and genocide

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 5 months ago

The 5 stars on this flag represent the 5 states she'll actually win if she keeps up this awful campaign.

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago