OP, how did you lose that visibly missing chunk of your skulk/brain?
No fucking way. This is rage bait. Even if this dogshit name was truly her most cherished wish, there's no chance you willingly take someone's name and then go on and complain about your actions.
Fake.
Lemmy doesn't detect sarcasm? It's in the tittle
Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters "Danerys," before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name
That season doesn't exist and you can't convince me otherwise
"kaleesi"
Funny name. I giggled.
Wow, what a blursed name.
A perfectly cromulent name.
Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that's r/namenerds.
She won't get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson...no will care, they'll be too busy making of "Blessica"
And Blimpson. God help any of these.kids if they're overweight
I found the OP and their post got deleted, but the only comments she responded to were the supportive ones (maybe 1 or 2 out of dozens of "wtf is wrong with you" reactions).
The poster has a history dating back 2 years so I don't think it's a troll, or if it is it's convincing. I just can't believe anyone would actually want to name their kid fucking Blessica. Absolutely revolting name.
I agree about the name being horrible, but parents are going with more and more, let's just say 'unusual' names, spellings and pronunciations these days. I've got a Grandson named Charon. Socially, it hasn't really been a bonus for him.
I’ve got a Grandson named Charon
Isn't that something from greek mythology? I swear there's something like that in greek mythology...
You swear correctly. He is the boatman of the river Styx. He ferries souls to Hades in the afterlife if the individual was buried with the ferry toll. If they didn't have the ferry toll they'd be fated to wandering the banks of the river Styx for 100 years before they could cross.
I think it's a cool name. Apologies if this was intended sarcasm and it went over my head.
It's certainly several orders of magnitude better than Blessica...
Although mythological names are often cool, it's always worth researching fully. Loki may suddenly be super cool thanks to the MCU, but he still got fucked by a horse.
but he still got fucked by a horse
Hey don't kink shame!
...something something Mr hands
Dang that's a pretty metal name for a kid. I can't decide if its terrible or brilliant
I think the main issue is that it sounds like Karen
I enjoy the mythos around Charon. If you lived your life to the point where you didn't have a single person to care for you enough to make a small payment in your name (think 2 pennies), you suffer the fate of merely waiting. He's like a minimalist renown filter of sorts. It's like a judge of character, so to speak, based on what others would do for you when you can't act.
Imo, Charon's actually a cool name
He ran the ferry boat across the Styx to the underworld and had a 3 headed dog..........
Cerberus was next in line to the house of Hades, but Charon was not his master. Hades was.
Eh, the kid could have worse, and it seems pretty fitting for the name's origins.
If you think of children as blessings, and want to change an existing name a little -- in this case, Jessica -- it makes sense. The first recorded instance of Jessica is from Shakespeare, who could've changed the biblical Iesca (Jeska) to Jessica by mixing Jesse into it (or making Jesse into a woman's name... or other potential origins like the word jess being turned into a name.) And you consider Bless to be a name (though rather unpopular), so it wouldn't even be particularly odd for the name.
Anyways then you and your entire family and social group die in the same event, like a volcano burying your village.
The kid could've been named "Anna" which also means blessing. She wanted to call her blessica because she was blessed to have her. Which yeah - just go with Anna
thanks to my husband
It's all my husband's fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn't matter to me. They're my creation, and what I want is all that matters.
What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don't care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you're giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.
Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.
Well goddamn, you're right. I'm amazed.
Ok.....forget Jessica Simpson. Let's Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let's continue.
Ok.....
The name Blessica sucks.
I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson's sister or something?
Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
*has bleen
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