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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml to c/dredge_tank@hexbear.net

This feels reminiscent of nazi fear mongering about a bolshevik invasion

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

Why would Russia do any of this. They literally aren't even interested in taking all of Ukraine, just the parts where ethnic Russians were being oppressed. Lib brain is nonsensical

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

Same reason why all the Midwest collectively shit themselves after 9/11 thinking Al-Qaeda was going to bomb Six Flags or the Mall of America

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

I wish they would have to be fair

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

I mean, if they were going to bomb the Midwest, there are several places in Wisconsin I could have suggested

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Make sure the Figi's factory is on the list. Those so-called "fresh" cheese curds have really taken a nosedive in quality in recent years.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Having moved away, I have to say my curd choices have diminished greatly

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

There's a cheesemonger about an hour's drive away from me. It's fantastic stepping into that massive refrigerator and just inhaling all the cheeses.

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Everything happens in a vacuum and no historical contexts are ever needed/taught in liberal fascist land.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

They won't but the political and investment establishment is full of i-am-adolf-hitler and have collective pants shitting from WW2 and they need to maintain the commies are coming to overrun us and deny us power and money

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

if bakhmut falls then paris is next. its simple geography

[-] Kieselguhr@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

They'll draft all of North Korea to invade Rennes!

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

first bakhmut, then 7,882,234 villages after paris, texas, and then THE WORLD

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

The order of the 7,882,234 villages is a precise predetermined order, and they all matter but are simultaneously inevitable from the fall of Bakhmut

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

new york was nexts actually..

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

If Chasiv Yar falls, China will invade Taiwan and Europe will become Putinland!

[-] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Europe will become Putinland!

Damn, we might actually get a functioning economy

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

little did you know about putin's revanchist plans against taiwan (russian name niu madrid), he's gonna enter the island before china finishes bombing it and then china will be russia

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

This is what European liberals actually believe.

They have no realistic understanding of the material world, it is all Harry Potter to them. I've had "adult in the room" liberals, serious people with serious jobs, react to my suggestion that Denmark should defund its military to fund welfare by asking the snarky question "how much welfare will there be when Russia invades us?"

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 months ago

If you had every "Austrian Guy trying to fearmonger about an invasion from Russia" in a room you'd have two guys.

[-] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
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[-] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The only plausible way Russia might attack Austria wouldn’t depend on controlling Ukraine.

the good ending

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

The Russians wouldn't deploy nuclear armaments to kaliningrad oblast

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

They also wouldn't be attacking Austria for no reason either

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Yeah there really isn't anything there worth invading for.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Pastries and cakes, maybe?

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Just kidnap the bakers

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

There are some nuclear armaments belonging to Russian Baltic Fleet there.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Doesn't really count since that's the naval leg of the triad

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I thought they deployed a couple of nuclear armed kinzhals in MiGs to Kaliningrad (not that it matters given the range on a hypersonic missile).

[-] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago
[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I'm sure this person cares just as much about Hungary being invaded right?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They probably think Austria-Hungary is the same

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

They're gonna do the hoi 4 thing and send amotorized division all the way to vienna

[-] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

That one Austrian army guy doing popular war mapping on YT: "So anyway"

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

It was very funny the first time I was in Austria and the Saturday test sirens went off (this is a thing in Austria. Every Saturday they blow all the air raid sirens just in case they're one day invaded) and one of the Austrian teens jumped up and yelled "fuck! The Russians are here!" to screw with the foreigners who didn't know about the tests, but became much less funny when I realised the Austrians genuinely thought Russia was on the brink of invading at all times.

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

The ~~Turk~~ Slav lusts for Vienna!

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