M'lord, hast thou heard about the bird?[^1]
[^1]: 
Wiped Out
:kelly:
A classic from the Serfaris
Perfect
can you imagine how fast they would burn the first trio to bust out their lutes and do some Dick Dale riff?
A California Hodad in King Arthur's Court energy
Getting kicked out of the Ren faire for playing Miserlute
UwU 
Tapping a sign that says "ππ¬ ππ±ππ¦π―π΄ππΆ ππ¬ βπ’ππ³π’π«"
Careful because ne'er-do-wells will be looking at your lutebox with envy.
If the lutebox is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
good badpost.
I'd learn to play a lute, but there's hardly any time for frolicking anymore 
What about cavorting
Prancing, even
Those who don't lute, pillage. Those who don't pillage, teach gym.
Anyway, here's uuænðeruuall
Whither wert thou, when we didst becometh stupefied?
"And we'll have merriment till her father takes the Palenquin away"
GOOD post
GOOD post
badposting is a comm where you post badly
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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