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How the fuck is one of the most rapid mass extinction events a 'niche issue'? This is a literal global holocaust. Billions will be forced to flee their homes. Tens of millions will likely die due to disease, famine, drought, and be killed for the mere act of seeking refuge in the west.

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

CLIMATE CHANGE IS THE GRIZZLY YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WHAT DO YOU EVEN THINK IT IS, A DAY AT THE BEACH?!

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Just think of all the homes 50 miles from the coast now that will be beach front properties in the future. The people on the beach now can just sell their homes to aquaman

[-] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

Billions will be forced to flee their homes. Tens of millions will likely die due to disease, famine, drought, and be killed for the mere act of seeking refuge in the west.

But what about China?!

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well, it won't happen there because they're genociding poverty. Their evil ways must be stopped.

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

I would love to know what issue they think could possibly be more pressing than climate change. I have a feeling it isn't the genocide of Palestinians

[-] blight@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t know what that person thinks, but for me impending nuclear annihilation would be one

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

On the plus side total nuclear annihilation would be one easy way to solve the climate crisis

[-] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago

We all know that the most important issue in the world right now is whether or not the man on the t.v speaks politely.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

The earth is kind of a niche planet, honestly.

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

smug-explain "I can appreciate what it's done, but I'm more of a gas giant guy myself."

[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

This galaxy is bound to implode and all you can think of is the weather getting a bit warmer at this particular pixel?

[-] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Climate change is more like a fucking tyrannosaurus, there, Rachel

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Thinking about the grizzly bear when the woods surrounding you are aflame

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"I was smart enough to live at a high latitude and will probably be insulated from major consequences because I only have 20-30 years left, and I'm assuming the government is going to mow down migrants at the border, an event which I will pretend to be sad about if it even makes the news. What matters is that RIGHT NOW there is a president who doesn't have the aesthetic the office requires."

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm assuming the government is going to mow down migrants at the border, an event which I will pretend to be sad abou

There are two kinds of Libs

  • The ones who genuinely care and do whatever little they can, but are consumed by ennui knowing it will never be enough

  • The ones who only care about winning and have decided to blame random people dying of dehydration in the middle of the Texas desert for their latest defeat

The former remain in short supply, sadly.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

And the latter are bafflingly loud about their complete lack of humanity.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

yeah instead we should be focusing on real issues like which social/racial minority to blame all the problems rich pieces of pig shit cause.

dude what the fuck even are liberals in their own head? i see so many of them, in so many words, saying "the way to beat republicans is to become republicans. that's how you win elections". WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEATING REPUBLICANS IN ELECTIONS IF YOU'RE JUST ALSO A REPUBLICAN? FUCK YOU, this is why no one is voting for these people. they will mock anyone who rightly points out both parties produce the same material result and then they are literally so fucking clueless and out of touch with reality that they will follow that up by basically saying "but yeah we're the same lol".

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

This account might actually belong to a goldendoodle

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Mountain lions are scarier than bears though, we can all agree on that right?

[-] Wisp@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Than a grizzly? I wouldn’t say so

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Nahh. You can scare bears away with a loud noise. The cat's going to drop out of the tree and you die never knowing what even killed you.

Not saying every grizzly's going to leave you alone or run off, but if I gotta choose, I'm never taking the cat.

[-] falgscode@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

black bears, sure, but a loud noise will just provoke a griz

[-] Wisp@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

There are way less mountain lion attacks than grizzly attacks. And a grizzly is down to eat you alive.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's almost like the ruling class deliberately threw a large distraction in front of the longer term threat...

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

“Well but you see, we all decided that all the destruction caused by climate change is worth it if it means consooming delicious treats! Let people LIVE, dammit! (Unless you’re a minority, then you need to be removed from society because white men find your existence annoying.)”

Our opponents are mentally literally children.

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

maybe-later-kiddo Maybe we can focus on climate change when we don't have a cheeto-man in the White House!!!

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