Oh no the ghoul shit I've done my entire life has caught up with me, hooooow tragic 
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Even his wife didn't love him enough to care about the death threats he received
She's happy to cash out lmaooo. I would be too
Life insurance claim denied because being a CEO is now considered a form of suicide.
"A lack of coverage"
I think this has emoji potential.
Agreed
All I'm saying is that it is good for every CEO to be afraid.
it's gonna take at least another high profile CEO death before they start to sweat
How about 5 million? 
It has been incredible watching the media apparatus display its class bias with news today. Headline after headline clutching pearls about their pal, when none of his victims in the health insurance racket will ever get this sort of solemn coverage. The shooter should be a folk hero on front pages, not plastered as a wanted poster
i unironically play folk music and shit might take a jab at writing a song about the shooter lol
The shooter should be a folk hero on front pages, not plastered as a wanted poster
That's how it usually goes with folk heroes though, RIP Ned Kelly
Oh, sweet, cause-and-effect in my assassination narratives.
It’s a great time to start a guillotine manufacturing company
Guillotine manufacturing cooperative
possibly the clearest example in history of reaping what you sow
Death to America
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He had to receive these threats all the time. Her saying this is giving 
vibes
Like shes the one who got the hit? Good for herrr
I'm With Her
Litterally slayy queeen
out of all industries, insurance CEOs have to be top 5 most evil ones.
here's my ranking with only as long to think as it took to type this is a nonserious answer
Oil, Weapons, insurance, Pharma, Nestle
Weapons manufacturers wish they killed as many people as insurers.
I mean I'm pretty sure they do outside of the US, insurance social murders in the US are completely dwarfed by that outside
"The shooter then walks toward the victim and continues to shoot. It appears that the gun malfunctions as he clears the jam and begins to fire again,"
The liberal Driller strikes again
I hope they get a glock for the next one
I can think of one person at UnitedHealth who won't be benefiting 
This should be an easy case, who would have the motivation to kill this guy? He seems pretty chill
Lack of coverage is how he died so those people have a right to be upset.
Thanks K Dot & Azchike, gonna get a lot of mileage out of this one in the future.
good