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Anon dates a clown (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 139 points 3 weeks ago

Now this, this, is what I can call wholesome.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 114 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine not having a clown fetish...

[-] parody@lemmings.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Waddaya have that’s a little easier?

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine not having a mime fetish

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago

I blame derpixion for my mime fetish

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Don't worry about it. If the whole thing would still be hot without the novelty, that ain't a fetish it's just window dressing.

I'm just amazed someone got the reference. 🤡

[-] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 84 points 3 weeks ago
  • Fake: anon has gf, much less a clown gf (cringeness adds believability though)
  • Gay: Anon def got came on
[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 72 points 3 weeks ago

Not on, he got creampied.

[-] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 83 points 3 weeks ago

If anon doesn't put a ring on her then I will

[-] Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, everybody has that one drawer to keep pies in.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 72 points 2 weeks ago

nothing ever happens.

surely the woman that got dressed up made up etc before the dude comes over could put a pie in a drawer

[-] Batman@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

Whip cream on a flexible paper plate, yes.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

I usually use key lime pies in a borosilicate pie plate. Blood really goes well with the tartness of the limes.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I mean, they are a professional clown, they prpbably have weirder drawers.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 31 points 3 weeks ago

I have a drawer i keep the things that stop cream pies in.

They never leave the drawe

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

That was so fine. Top notch.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Speak for yourself. I keep mine in a safe.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's just responsible pie ownership

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 weeks ago

If this were real and ungay, that's a keeper.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 weeks ago

well thats the thing with clowns, once it starts coming out it just keeps on coming

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

Even children's hospitals aren't paying someone to be a full time clown. Unless they're in administration.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Anon isn't American

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

stop trying to make clussy happen

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

Clussy is real ,stop blaspheming.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

it's already too late

[-] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Oh its Clappening

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was called a "clown hole"

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Only if it's made outside the Clussy region of France.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Then it's only fizzy clown vagina? 🤮

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

this is a perfect post. I congratulate you and wish to ascend to your level someday.

[-] algorithmae 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for this

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

I have news for you

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

As long as it's a mutual creampie.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Need me a clown gf frfr 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[-] schizolol9@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

Holy based!

this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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