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[โ€“] rubikcuber@feddit.uk 58 points 5 months ago

Apparently, when you can shout "BRING ME MY STEAK" at a servant you don't need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

[โ€“] frazorth@feddit.uk 55 points 5 months ago

lunch is for wimps

Sounds like someone who doesn't work hard enough to need a break.

[โ€“] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 29 points 5 months ago

Fucking weirdo

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can't pick which insane take to make fun of first.

Doesn't think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?

[โ€“] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lunch is for wimps. Thatโ€™s why I make my unpaid intern bring me filet mignon around noon every day.

and why aren't these people working during their commutes? I have my full desk setup in my limo and work the whole time my driver is getting me from my mansion to my office!

[โ€“] Lussy@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I will not touch bread if it's moist

I forgot toasting bread technology hasnโ€™t arrived in England

[โ€“] frazorth@feddit.uk 15 points 5 months ago

I hadn't expected that anyone would think that untoasted bread would be considered "moist".

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How do you get your moist bread into your toaster without touching it, eh, eh?

[โ€“] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

What, you don't have people for that?

[โ€“] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago

I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I'm getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I'm a hard worker.

I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.

[โ€“] pseudo@jlai.lu 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

She is eating steak while working?!

[โ€“] RainyRat@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I feel sorry for anyone else who has to use her keyboard.

[โ€“] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

Wait... Isn't everyone?

[โ€“] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she's moist.

[โ€“] frazorth@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

๐Ÿคข

[โ€“] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You think she gets moist? My brother, it's probably got the same feel as inserting into a rolled up sanding belt.

[โ€“] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imagine your personality being your stupid opinionsโ€ฆ Get a fucking life

[โ€“] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Welcome to social media lol.

[โ€“] rwtwm@feddit.uk 8 points 5 months ago

This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago
[โ€“] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme

[โ€“] plinky@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Riddle me this, how do you do work with a steak? You do steak cutting with a paper sitting in front of the plate or to the side? Do you scroll mouse wheel with a fork in hand? Is this kinda like that margin call scene with jeremy irons at the end?

[โ€“] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

at the level of kemi badenoch you basically play tinder with propositions people who actually do some work cook up who then enforce the proposition onto people that actually do work

Same reason every C-Level muppet lugs around an iPad. They're terrible to do any sort of actual office-style work on, but they don't need to do that

[โ€“] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

I think she needs to try a Marmite sandwich, life-changing stuff that.

[โ€“] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't think sandwiches are a real food

Deeply unserious person

[โ€“] lanigerous@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

A truly deranged statement

[โ€“] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] GiveOver@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?

[โ€“] Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

He did say fries instead of chips