This is stupid. the new Ciri model is designed to look more like Ciara Berkley, the new VA. (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net

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Wait a minute. Why do you know what a trans porn star looks like so well that you can recognize similarities on sight and identify the actress? Like YOU KNEW THAT! YOU KNOW HER NAME!

I never heard her name until now because of Gooners, you are the one exposing me to this info. i am learning things that i have never went to look around. You are pushing this info into my brain!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH GOONERS!! STOP TELLING ME YOUR PORN PREFERENCE. JUST CONSUME PORN QUIETLY.

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[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 8 points 53 minutes ago

Celine Dijjon is a great name lmao

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 30 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

can you uh give me some of that uh dijjon obama-spike

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 hours ago

She is actually modeled after the inventor of wokeism, Karl Marx. Notice how they have the same number of eyes, nose and ears.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago

Most grounded chaser.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 3 hours ago

"Why don't you play more multiplayer games"

Take a wild guess

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 14 points 3 hours ago

Racist pornbrained crackers, about 98% of the time

Literally the only reason I still bother with Valve games (TF2) is to drag crackers where I find them and style on their asses with full-strange loadouts

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 4 hours ago

This is the gamer life now, is it? Wait for game announcements, seek out female characters who look like women instead of 16yo anime girls, and have a public cry about it. There has to be more to life.

Also, woman character designed to look like a certain cis woman happens to look vaguely similar to some trans woman? I certainly can't see the correlation there, it must be the work of the trans lobby trying to make the frogs gay.

[-] WitchHazel@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 hour ago

They're just mad that trans women are women and they can't tell unless the title includes a slur

[-] sisatici@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

It's sad to see only "I don't have a boner all the time I am playing this wtf this is a crime against humanity" criticism instead of anything. People worried about legitimate stuff, bugs, character depth, monetization, too much bandwagoning, games being published way after release date. But now all it is reduced to "women and minorities in game wtf?"

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago

I suspect that’s a feature, not a bug. Not that I think Epic or EA are funding these outrage slop farms, but there’s definitely a symbiotic thing going on where the outrage slop deflects legitimate criticism of the industry and creates attention to some games that probably wouldn’t be there otherwise.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 4 hours ago

Wew that lady has a billion chasers in her @s I'm horrified for her

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 17 points 4 hours ago

It's a good game sir

She's a pretty model sir

[-] TheDrink@hexbear.net 28 points 5 hours ago

These are the types of people who complain that you're forcing everyone else to think about your fetish.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 16 points 4 hours ago

YOU'RE FORCING MY COCK TO GET HARD AND THAT JUST MAKES IT EVEN HARDER!!

[-] Siobhan@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago

Naturally. You're supposed to think only of their fetish, duh!

[-] NotLuigi@hexbear.net 20 points 5 hours ago

Them: “It’s pure projection.”

Also them: projection

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 hours ago

Real women don't have lips or eyes or chins or facial bones! THose are all part of the WOKE AGENDA! Real women are faceless horrors that whisper to me in my sleep!

[-] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 13 points 4 hours ago

Boomers were right about video games 😭

[-] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 1 points 19 minutes ago

Boomers were right about video games

shinji-screm

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 31 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

What is it with gooners and using words weird? Feeemale quark is the classic, but "Denmark native" is such a weird phrasing. Just say "danish" or "dane". Imagine calling David Cameron "England native" instead of "english" or "british" (sorry to Selena Mustard for comparing her to the pigfucker).

Very happy for Celine that she landed such a big VA gig. Good for her!

[-] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 23 points 5 hours ago

"Denmark native" allows them to do ideological racism against immigrants by categorizing them differently, I'm guessing.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago

but she's white?

[-] Siobhan@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago

Never stopped a TERF

[-] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 15 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, that's probably their point. If she wasn't she wouldn't be called a "Denmark native" but a "Denmark non-native/immigrant" or something by them.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago

oh now i get it

[-] cresspacito@hexbear.net 35 points 7 hours ago

they call me a gooner just for noticing similarities to niche porn stars by facial structure alone

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 hours ago

That pornstar has a great name lmao

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

that's drag queen level of excellence, or maybe even roller derby level

[-] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

makes me think of fancy mustard.

[-] mogoh@lemmy.ml 21 points 6 hours ago

All that the transphobic are proving is, that transwomen look like women.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 7 hours ago

I thought gooners were Arsenal fans

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 43 points 6 hours ago

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 22 points 6 hours ago

rat-salute

[-] genderbitch@hexbear.net 18 points 6 hours ago

Witcher 4 slated to be the first ever game where you can play as politics*

*I am a gamer and have dementia from repeated COVID exposure

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 20 points 6 hours ago

G%mers are such fucking cumbrains like firstly everything doesnt need to exist for your gooning and secondly shut the fuck up about your porn preferences you fucking incel