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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 82 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pour cereal. Pour milk. As soon as boyancy causes the cereal to rise, stop pouring the milk.

Perfect every time. 👌

[-] wesker 12 points 1 week ago

Accurate. Can confirm.

[-] helmet91@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This is my way of doing it too, but at the end always a lot of milk remains in the bowl and I have to refill it with cereal multiple times.

If I add less milk in the first place, then for the major part of the cereal it'll feel like I haven't added any milk at all. Weird stuff.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Just drink the milk. It takes on a lot of the cereal flavor especially if it's a sweeter cereal and it's good.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I used to do this, until i puked on one of my elementary school teachers.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

skill issue ngl, just don't puke

[-] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  1. Use a square bowl placed on top of a circular plate.
  2. Add 11 parts water, then 2 parts cereal, using a mix of ancient Babylonian and traditional Japanese volumetric units (bonus points if you don’t actually convert them).
  3. Heat in the oven at 709 °R for exactly 73,037 ms. (Is that a decimal or thousand separator? Ask your local mathematics teacher.)
  4. Once heated, let it cool to exactly room temperature by placing it outside (regardless of the weather).
  5. Add a generous layer of cold ketchup on top, forming a smiley face.

Optional: Garnish with a sprig of mint and serve with a side of existential dread. Bon appétit!

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

Thanks, Google AI Result.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

So... basically 1 ketchup covered Ferrero Rocher? Hmmmm

[-] mushroomstormtrooper@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

As soon as the cereal starts to float, I stop pouring milk.

[-] Citrus_Cartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just enough so that, by the time I finish the cereal, there's only a little milk left.

Edit: The way I do it is to have a layer of granola on the bottom, then a layer of whatever floaty cereal on top. When I fill it with milk, it's a little bit below the top layer so that it's just a little less than what would make it float. That usually gives me the perfect ratio.

[-] Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I actually prefer to eat cereal without milk

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago

What's your beer to cereal ratio, fellas?

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

1/4 IPA, 3/4 lager

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I eat it with black coffee. Efficiency!

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The correct ratio is the ratio you want.

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Put cereal in bowl, add milk until cereal is almost completely covered. Let sit for a minute to let cereal soak up some milk. This is for mini wheats mixed with another cereal. Mini wheats need a little soaking.

[-] astrsk@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

Just add milk until the entire pile of cereal starts to lift. Usually when the milk reaches the base level of the cereal itself.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No milk in anything for 4+ years now.

Half a handful of:

  • fortified whatever-brand O's
  • peanuts
  • fruit and nut trail mix
  • top off with granola
  • prefect amount of water to end with a dry bowl but only barely

I thought my stomach issues were just a human thing. I always drank a bunch of milk. My chronic back issues from disability make me very sensitive to additional inflammation. So I tried eliminating milk one time for a few weeks to see how it affected me. It was night and day. I felt so much better that I never went back.

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

By volume, usually I stop pouring milk when it covers approximately 4/5 of the cereal. That makes it so when I put my spoon in it, the cereal at the very top will also absorb some milk.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Add milk until it becomes visible.

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Sometimes I just eat the cereal without milk

[-] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't have cereal often, but when I did, its making sure the cereal is flat and even (as opposed to being piled up in the middle of the bowl like a mountain made of cereal), then pour the milk so that the milk, almosts reach the line where the height of the cereal was, and at the same time some cereal starts to float, and most of the cereal is submerged. I wait for my cereal to get just slightly soggy, then start eating.

(I don't observe other people eating cereal btw, and IDC about what the cereal eating "norms" there are 🤷‍♂️)

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I think a good 80:20 to 90:10 cereal to milk. Just eyeballing it though.

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[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

You mean cereal/water ratio, right?

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

OJ. Need the vitamin C

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 1 week ago

this is a very personal decision. its like how much milk or sugar to put into cofee or tea.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

2 boxes cereal per gallon of milk

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Assuming enough of both, i still randomly pick between under, over, and evenly milked.

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Fill the bowl with cereal nearly to the brim, then add milk until the cereal is at risk of spilling out.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I don't know but for me having the ratio hit at the end of my meal could take just a bowl or a whole box. But I ain't stoppin' until the cereal and the milk are gone at the same time.

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

2/3 cereal, 1/3 milk

[-] BluuTato@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

100:0

Straight cereal. Milk is for putting chocolate in.

[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

How does it feel to be so wrong?

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[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

0:100

Skip the cereal, just chug the milk from the carton

[-] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I just fill the bowl with a lot of milk then take the box of cereal with me, and keep refilling until either I'm full or the milk's all gone.

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Input milk until bowl is halfway full, or over third full, depending on the size of the bowl.

Input cereal until bowl is full of cereal but cereal is still floating.

[-] Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

If you can't see the milk, too little. If the bowl can possibly overflow while you're eating, too much. Can't give an exact ratio, but that's the line I live on.

[-] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That depends on whether the cereal has the Crunch Enhancer, a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It’s semi-permeable, non-osmotic. It coats and seals the cereal, keeps it crunchy.

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