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[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 88 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (11 children)

Democrats will get onto Twitter and TikTok and claim that anyone who voted for ~~Claudia De la Cruz or~~ Jill Stein (actually they don't even know who Claudia De la Cruz is) is a monstrous bigot who wanted Trump to win and everything bad that happens to society is our fault, and then they'll bring home a Christian Nationalist to meet their parents.

Like, I'm sorry, "I was kinda off put" just break up, this guy is a theocratic fascist.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

But bad boys are so hot. frothingfash panting

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 75 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I got called childish by someone who just got done praying to their hero from TV I think I'd mcfuckin lose it

[–] miz@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago
[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Lamo, I’d say this is 100% fake but actually Seppos are probably deranged enough for this to be real.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 74 points 3 months ago (3 children)

praying to saints is extremely normal for christians, and thinking you're your own pope and get to decide who is a saint and who isnt is extremely normal for americans.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago

Can I nominate this to be a site tagline?

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But Trump isn’t even dead.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

i-cant you'll believe anything they tell you

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Praying to saints is a weird catholic thing and always seems like pagan idolatry to me.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

you havent seen eastern orthodox then :)

btw, this very strong distinction between catholic and protestant christianity is pretty alien to me. either because i'm equally far from both, or because i grew up in a country that ended up mixed catholic/protestant at the end of the wars of reformation.

in reality, christianity is pretty pagan by itself. god has a son who is god and he dies? god is born? god dies? that's greek shit.

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[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

Account is 3 years old and the comment history is pretty much what you’d expect from a 20yo woman. There are of course people with older account spreading bullshit around but I think this one is very likely to be real.

[–] Eldritch@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Im so glad america is collapsing, it's a net positive for humanity.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

there's a lot of debt to pay and it has been a long time coming

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine continuing to associate with someone so fucking deranged

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Imagine continuing to ~~associate~~ be in a romantic relationship with someone so fucking deranged

[–] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m sorry this is off topic for a second but why the hell are there several offshoots to AITA?

also this shit fake as hell lmaoooo

[–] Biddles@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

I think at least one broke off during the moderator strike

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, this person isn’t an asshole for their BF praying to Trump at their family dinner table. They are an asshole because they are surprised by it and didn’t know this was the way their partner was prior to the prayer circle.

Anyone whose romantic relationship has opposing political views deserves something this funny to happen.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anyone whose romantic relationship has opposing political views deserves something this funny to happen.

Anarchist GF can get along with tankie GF. That's allowed.

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 47 points 3 months ago

Pray to Stalin to counteract it

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago
[–] jimmyjohnsilverhand2@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago

wut lmao I got no words

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

This dumb fucking country

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

Invoking the Boonta Vista rule of "if you're under 25 the answer is always 'just break up'"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

And what heroes does america have? Spider Man Sponge Bob, Donald Trump?

[–] Dyno@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My roommates mum (we're in the UK) came over for christmas eve, and she was chatting with my mum about how she has prayed every night this year for donald trump.
she believes that all the space rockets that go up visit the sun to collect 'plasma' and that all the vaccines are microchips, so y'know, top minds and all

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[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You should only pray to Marmite, the God of umami flavour and the cure to all colds and flu when eaten on toast.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Splitting the faith by upholding Vegemite as the one true cure-all.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

If Trump survives assassination, God saved him. If Trump doesn't survive, was it God's plan? Nope.

I don't know why people do this. I had a friend go through this exact thing minus the praying to Trump. They would get into an argument about politics and she would call me asking for advice and counter arguments. Which I'm flattered but that shit gets tiring after a while so I just stopped dealing with them. Her BF was a creep too. He would bring up PCM memes and shit during normal conversation. I'm a politi-head like anyone else but geeze, you have to live your life at some point. You can't just live in internet argument land all day everyday.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

I hope 20F will enjoy being single and that she will eventually find a new partner that is worth her time.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

from a living being into compost

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

you could catch me doing this bit ironically

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] REgon@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Lot of dedication to the bit to have a 3 year old account that you use to post other stuff

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Idk, I've seen some weird chuds out here in burgerland. It's not too far fetched.

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They don't know the depths chuds can sink to in their derangement.

Oh you sweet summer child.

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