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Can't even have gentle gay sex? Can't believe how woke gta 6 has gone..................... (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

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[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wanted to buy the game anyway; you don't have to keep selling me on it.

[+] frauddogg@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Wait what happened to Saints Row? EDIT Nevermind, I never even heard of Saints Row 2022

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

According to internet fascists, it went woke :(

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was it any good? I'm thinking not because I would have heard of it.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, it was unfinished mess and it had a bad story (not because of "woke" or whatever) it was just boring with boring characters and non-sense plot, and it being a reboot it didn't have anything good from the previous games.

The developers wanted to make a funny game but at the same time be a gangster game like saints row 1 and 2. I heard the plot was about how the Saints gang begun and I guess it also had the Vice Kings and Los Carnales. They also wanted to return the series main villains, the Ultor Company.

The producers didn't want any of that, they wanted a GTA/Watch Dogs 2 clone, I heard they didn't want the developers to use the color purple (which is the main color of the Saints Row series and the gang). The developers had to fight to keep it that way. They also rewrote a lot of scripts with millennial jokes and other things that had nothing to do with the Saints Row series. In the end, they didn't even give the developers time to finish the game properly and the result was a horrible, bug-ridden mess.

If you want a good gangster Saints Row game, just play the Saints Row 2 on pc with the Gentleman of the Row mod. And if you want a wacky Saints Row game, just play Saints Row 3.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

"I want to play GTA because it's anti-gentlesex"

volcel-judge carry on then

volcel-judge waiit

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You have been banned from GTA Online for being cis ban-hammer

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You've heard of "Gay for Pay"

Now try "Gay for GTA"

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The G in GTA stands for Gay

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Gay Trans Asexuals

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I remember back in the day one of the metas was playing a girl, because the highest heels you could buy made you harder to head shot (auto aim locked to a certain height on enemy players and heels made your head higher than normal)

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

The girl models ran faster than boys, too. Helped out in some of the games.

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

please let this be real that'd be so fucking funny

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

I thought gentle would have been extra woke

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

they really are trying to make it authentic to Florida, I guess.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

will 6 finally be the right time for me to get back into GTA?

[–] ahriboy@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Time will tell. Certain CDPR employees have started their own rival company, The Witcher 4 will have serious competition.

[–] hand@lemmy.studio 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Excuse my rant: I've personally lost interest in GTA6 after Rockstar added that shitty, exploitable, kernel-level anticheat (which broke Linux compatibility for a previously working game) to GTA:V

I've not tested it but apparently the only way to play online now is to cheat (bypass Battle eye) something I'm not interested in doing, not for GTA5 and certainly not GTA6.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I loved Online when it first released. But, them completely ignoring any kind of SP updates or dlc in favor of shoving more grind into the game to convince you to buy more shark cards really killed it for me. RDROnline just proved that i was correct and they only care about mtx now.

Pity. It'll be 2027 and a year of good reviews from people i know irl before i try GTA6.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just wait for the crack. Dont like a game company's practices? Steal their shit. Pirating games is praxis.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah. Nintendo is proving that handily.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For some reason, I read this in the voice of Nick Mullen as Karl Childers from Sling Blade.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Mmmhmmmmmm

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I have no idea how so many people are excited for mass shooting event simulator 2025

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

And have you heard what the kids are listening to these days? Sounds like devil worship to me.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

idk I go around in Cyberpunk 2077 murdering literally everyone with a bounty on their head and enforcing my strict no open casket policy with railgun shots to the face

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Sir, Postal 4 is that way

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

not sure if this is sarcasm or not

[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

'anger'