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And jeez what happened to it anyways? It actually used to be pretty decent back in the 98/XP/7 days :(

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 235 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (15 children)

aplay: "Hey kid... wanna listen to the sound the Linux kernel makes when you push it through the sound card?"

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 151 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"Oh no, I can't play this modern video file using a codec that's literally been around for more than 10 years unless you pay me $0.99 for a codec pack..."

Every single time I forget to change it and I want to play an h265 file from my phone.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 87 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Enshitification is what is happening, the original windows video player was way more capable than this modern garbage.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

sometimes i forget the "new and improved" version exists, i switched my default to the old media player years ago

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

It's also partly the patent holders for H.265.

H.264 had a license fee, but it wasn't ridiculous. It was jacked up for 265, to the point that a lot of software houses no longer bundle the 265 decoder license.

It annoys me too: Security cameras often use turnkey H.265 encoding packages rather than more open codecs, which makes dealing with the files using FOSS more of a pita.

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 122 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The C in VLC stands for Chad

[–] blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

From Wikipedia:

The VideoLAN software originated as a French academic project in 1996. VLC used to stand for "VideoLAN Chad" when VLC was a chad from the VideoLAN project. Since VLC is no longer merely a chad, that initialism no longer applies.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago (13 children)

If something doesn't open in VLC, you can usually safely assume the file is corrupt lol

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 month ago

Just because VLC plays a file doesn't mean that the file isn't corrupted.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If something doesn't open in VLC...then you should probably try it in Media Player Classic, and if that doesn't work then the file is totally fucked.

[–] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

Or mpv, the real chad.

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[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 106 points 1 month ago (2 children)

VLC represents what the internet could have been and what it should have been.

Wish we could start again with a new internet.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's because Jean-Baptiste Kempf is a GOAT and said "non" to fuck-you amounts of money to sell out VLC.

I don't know if I've had the strength to say no to that much money and obviously, that kind of cash has corrupted all but a few bastions of what makes the Internet an awesome place.

Shoutout to Raymond Hill of uBlock Origin fame and all those supporting the lists it depends on. Some many adblockers sold out (including the original uBlock) but he champions on making the Internet a remarkably better place when used. Dude even refuses donations (says list maintainers deserve it more).

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[–] some_guy 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hadn't thought of it in these terms. Sometimes, someone says something profoundly true and you just have to stop and reckon with it. Fuck RealPlayer and all the other crap (RealPlayer may have been the first (popular) app to deliberately trick people into enabling stuff (hidden checkboxes)). What if capitalism hadn't happened to the internet.

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[–] Tin@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Windows Sound Recorder used to open literally anything - text documents, pdfs, images, executables, DLLs, and attempt to play them as audio. Photoshop files make especially interesting noises through it. I used to use it for samples. Got some great noisy stuff that way.

[–] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Got any fun clips to share?

[–] Tin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have the album I made with them! Some of the tracks are solely composed of Sound Recorder playing non-audio files, but every track contains samples created that way. The quality isn't the best, this is a CD rip because I've long since lost the original files, but since it's experimental industrial noise, the audio quality doesn't hurt much I guess.

https://soundcloud.com/themachinal/sets/the-machinal-disturbance

[–] ShunkW@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I used to do this with audacity. It's fun to open an image, and apply some audio filters to it, then export it. Makes for some interesting photo fuckery results.

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[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Windows media asks you to pay Microsoft for a decoding license if you try to play an HDR video.

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I forgot that VLC wasn't standard. 😂 I looked at the other icon and thought "wait what's that?"

[–] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I still find it strange that windows media player classic consistently works better than every new media player they've introduced since. It seems like if you make OS's you cannot simultaneously make a good media player, eg. Quicktime/itunes/wmp/groove

[–] pufferfischerpulver@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TBF iTunes is a terrible player but made the shit loads of money so I guess they achieved what they set out to do.
And I would argue iTunes is the reason for newer media player versions being shit since of course MS saw that there was money to be made and tried to do the same.

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To watch this new type of hvec media you need this free codec.

Wait did we say free i mean

~~There is a paid version next to the free one.~~

~~You can pay here, that other one is for retail and industry please dont use it, only use the paid one.~~

Your hardware doesn't support the free codec according to the error message we gave it. Hand over your money to install this identical approved one please.

[–] rotkehlchen@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago

I absolutely love VLC

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thanks for mentioning the name because I honestly didn't know what software the second icon was supposed to be.

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[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Usually MPV first then VLC if I have some specific need, but that's me I guess.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

VLC is so much better than the solution I was using before it. Windows Media Player Classic with the Mega Codec Pack downloaded from a super shady warez website.

VLC has always just worked. Never had to fuck with settings or download extra shit. Dealing with codecs and different formats was such a pain in the ass until VLC came along.

[–] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I remember everyone recommending K-Lite codec pack. But it didn't work for me, so I used the Combined Community Codec Pack.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For real though. I have yet to find a file VLC can't play. I have some old 8-bit .au files that play perfect. It even supports really obscure proprietary codecs from 20 years ago.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's the logo for a multi-billion dollar corporation's built-in media player for their flagship OS? It looks like one of my side projects.

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[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If I'm not mistaken the people behind Videolan also did x264 which is a pretty major library used to encode h.264.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X264

It's a lesser known project from videolan but with a rather broad use online.

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[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not Media Player, but Windows Movie and TV Player plays video files clearer with better hue and color than any other player paid or open source, and I've tried them all. You can't adjust anything in it, if the subtitles are off you're fucked and gotta go back to VLC, but the look of the default video processing in the WMT app is hands down the best I've ever seen. I'd guess out of all the different types of codecs there are about .5% that aren't compatible with it, but it's my app of choice.

[–] trouble@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

mpv: those files have some exotic image format, they're not videos. Here is your dia show with your custom upscaling shaders.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Had to install VLC last week because the Windows player didn't have the codec to play a video someone sent me from their smartphone. Seems like a pretty common use case to not have figured out..

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[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I find VLC has a hard time playing .GIF files

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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Everything is a .wav, you just lack the frequency hearing range.

Back when /dev/dsp existed, you could pipe any data to it, and it'd treat it like PCM data. Wav files sounded like they were supposed to. Everything else sounded like... well, also like they're supposed to, i guess.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I miss the windows XP media player that had the visualizers for music and skins and shit.

VLC is okay..but it doesnt autopopulate my CD names and tracks.

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[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think WinXP was the last time i used the Win Media Player 😞

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