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[–] radix@lemmy.world 143 points 4 months ago (22 children)
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[–] resin85@lemmy.ca 43 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This is the type of criminal the trump pardoned, absolutely disgusting.

On August 24, 2009, Huttle's three-year-old son, C.H., had a bathroom accident, and Huttle beat the child, leaving bruises on his neck and severe bruises on his back and buttocks.

https://law.justia.com/cases/indiana/court-of-appeals/2011/07271101mpb.html

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 months ago

Clearly the solution is to ban trans people from peeing at the mall

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[–] Tarogar@feddit.org 40 points 4 months ago

Nothing of value was lost...

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wow, cops actually shot someone deserving of it. What's the score looking like now?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 months ago

Somewhere in the negative multi-millions, if history serves. Still.

And the entire world collectively whispers under their breath, "Good."

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago

The Lord works in mysterious ways...

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] mPony@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

Friendly fire.

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago

Blue on blue

[–] Zier@fedia.io 16 points 4 months ago

I love these "feel good" stories.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

I read "Indian man" at first and thought there's no way that Trump would pardon

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If the cop loses their job over this, it's like two birds with one bullet.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lol imagine that cop gets murdered by another Magat, then cops shoot that Magat, and the cycle repeat.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 months ago

Sometimes things work themselves out naturally.

[–] Akuji@leminal.space 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

🎶I did the Jan. 6
And I got shot by the deputy
Boohoo-hoo
🎶

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Schadenfreuding: the worst system you know just claimed a great casualty.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This. Waiting to see what happened. There are no good guys in the story but I would bet it is more complex and fucked up than we're guessing.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago
[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 4 months ago

Think this will upset The Turd enough to actually get police reform?

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