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Just tried the 7 day free trial of Photoshop and deleted it like 10 minutes later because it was so awful. Here are some highlights:

  1. AI, so much AI.
  2. Advertising, so much advertising.
  3. Why yes we steal your data.
  4. $40 a month for the cheapest option.
  5. "If you cancel your subscription you will no longer be able to use Photoshop. No, there is no way to own the product outright.
  6. Why yes we will include a bunch of programs and cloud services that you don't want and will never use. No, there is no plan that is just Photoshop.
  7. Sign in to your Adobe account to uninstall.
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[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Download an abandonware version or the last released non-cloud version.

Use a VPN before downloading via bittorrent.

https://rentry.co/megathread

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Once again, thanks!

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[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Here is a direct download page, no torrenting required. Adobe Photoshop 2025 with a DRM crack. You may need to disable microsoft defender temporarily to run the crack and/or undo protection actions like quarantining the crack exe file.

I've never downloaded from this site before, but it was linked from the reddit piracy megathread so it's probably legit.

https://soft98.ir/software/pic-tools/3153-%D8%AF%D8%A7%D9%86%D9%84%D9%80%D9%88%D8%AF-%D9%86%D8%B1%D9%85-%D8%A7%D9%81%D9%80%D9%80%D8%B2%D8%A7%D8%B1-%D9%81%D9%80%D8%AA%D9%80%D9%88%D8%B4%D9%80%D8%A7%D9%BE.html

This reddit guide has some other options: https://www.reddit.com/r/GenP/wiki/patchmethods/

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[–] someone@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Krita is good. I have no idea if it's an appropriate replacement for all or most of Photoshop's use cases, but it's been a pretty damn good replacement for frozen-in-development-hell-for-a-quarter-century-and-desperately-needs-a-new-name Gimp.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I have gimp, but as someone that is used to paint.NET I find it so difficult to use.

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

paint .NET is the undisputed goat of intuitive meme editing software

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know there's a Linux editing software that copied paint.net right down to the same exact UI, but I'm blanking on the name. And it's not Krita/Gimp. I remember it was something else.

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago
[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Literally all my college professors struggle with Adobe's PDF reader since it bombards you with pop-ups and terrible UI design. It's depressing to watch.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had to download Acrobat in order to use a proprietary feature a couple months ago. The process to start a free trial, download the creative suite installer, run the installer, open the suite, find Acrobat, download Acrobat, figure out how where the proprietary tool was, figure out how to use the tool, and finally, uninstall it all — it took me like 30 minutes. And I consider myself good with computer.

Adobe is beyond bad. It’s a farce

[–] someone@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

NAPS2 can do a lot of what Acrobat does, and it's cross-platform and open-source. And unusually for cross-platform open-source, it has a really great interface. It's easy to teach.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I will check this out, thanks!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Also I just noticed that if you go to their website the way they market Photoshop is so depressing. Not a single thing aimed at artists, it's all catered towards businesses.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“For your BUSINESS! FOR YOUR BUSINESS!”

That’s honestly something I noticed too. So many services simply assume you’re a business owner. There is nothing left that’s by working class, for working class.

It’s disgusting that Adobe knows it’s a Monopoly and then decides “nah, we’re a luxury product now! No poors allowed!”

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On top it all, the only reason Photoshop is famous is because of artists. They pay them back by ignoring them as a customer base as shilling the same AI that steals from artists.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Marx has to have a vocabularly term for this, porky really does sell people back their own services.

  • The only reason social media makes money is because of the content artists share, youtube videos made, things like that. Yeah, you can monetize it but there's still a lot of enshittification that happens regardless

  • A more blatant example should be the housing crisis, especially in cities. The reason San Francisco rent is so high is because of the people of San Francisco, who have made such a place so valuable by their labor, amenities, culture, and also not being as racist as Texas. They're literally getting punished for their "services" being so valuable.

[–] neo@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

create something totally new

  • demonstrates with crappy looking ai picture
[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://www.photopea.com/

Completely free, usable in browser, no download necessary

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I love Photopea but is there a way to run it in your machine without using the browser?

[–] nutcase2690@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

I've been sticking to http://photopea.com/ which does everything I need it to do. It is also usable on phone, which makes it great for quick memes

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

its wild how much companies are going out of their way to make pirate-jammin a better experience than actually paying them lol

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

My high school digital media class taught us how to use the GNU Image Manipulation Program. I fell in love with it and have used it while vehemently not using PS.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

gimp has done everything I've needed it to for many years. Now that I have a pen tablet, Krita is growing on me

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Me, every time I reboot into Windows for InDesign.

no-no-no-wait-wait-wait shinji-screm

[–] 3dmvr@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Inkscape for free illustrator

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

I'm still using a weird pirated 2015.5 version of photoshop. I've used the modern versions for professional stuff and genuinely the only thing the 2015.5 version is missing is the mirror function. All other improvements have been incremental.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I am cursed to use adobe products for my work as a teacher. I have to suffer through the new AI bullshit, AND Photoshop 7, which came out in 2003. I didn't learn photoshop until about 2013.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find teaching supplements for PS7 in 2025?

[–] neo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

meanwhile my gf bought Pixelmator Pro on sale for a one-time $20 license and that software kicks complete ass. it's so good.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

mac only? boo

[–] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

i use a very old copy i took from school years ago

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

2. Advertising, so much advertising.

They stick in ads into the app? I had no idea. That would drive me insane. Does anybody have an example? Google was - no surprise - total garbage. It only gave me ads made with Photoshop.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sort of, more that they constantly ask you if you want to upgrade for more Adobe products

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I was imagining a Spotify-like situation like this car ad...

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Ugh, I can totally see them jumpscaring you with annoying commercials every couple minutes as you’re working on a project as a way to squeeze blood from a stone.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I have a legit license for the last non-cloud version that you could own outright (CS6) and they've made it such a pain that I find it easier to outright pirate it despite having the physical disks

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I use it at work from time to time to create door badges for coworkers. This morning I used it and had to click out of 3 AI prompt prompts just so I can do the 1 fucking thing I went there to do.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have not pirates a copy of it in years. Does it have more features than gimp?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gump is sadly a real clunker to use

[–] darkcalling@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah it can really double or triple (or more) the time you spend on a workflow because it's not great. Not a fan of how hard it is to do something like select in motion hair (including strays) and change the color of it in gimp. PS is really in another league for intermediate or advanced image editing and manipulation.

[–] Notcontenttobequiet@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

It seems like they even made pirating it harder. I torrented a copy of cs6 and it still didn't work.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I've only ever used PS against my will in a photography class in college.

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just use paint . net

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I opened the latest illustrator and it is the first time that it buffered for a good 1 minute. My previous pirated version never had that problem

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My partner is a professional photographer and is pretty much locked into the Adobe ecosystem. It's fucking shit. Its the slowest buggiest piece of shit software I've ever seen. The PC runs like absolute shite because of all the bloatware that comes with Adobe creative suite.

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I would really like to be able to use machine learning tools for content-aware fills or easily masking out a figure that has transparency. I have yet to figure out how to do that easily in Krita. Sounds like it's not worth risking the adobe fishhook to see what they've got though.

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[–] Bullybeard@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Piracy is my best friend and can be yours too, welcome aboard matey!

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