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[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 80 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I can’t remember who said this, but I recall someone saying it likely got banned because hexbear is also the name of some garbage cryptocurrency and this site likely got caught up in China’s efforts to keep out crypto scams. Someone should email the Chinese embassy and see if we can get the site whitelisted.

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wonder if chapo.chat is a cryptocurrency?

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] NPa@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Finally, the CPC has weighed in on the name-change struggle session on the side of chapo.chat

xi-vote

my opinion is finally vindicated

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Putting in my vote for xiapi.chat. Do not DM Lu Bu!

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago
[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think the crypto currency is called Hexcoin, not Hexbear. I worked a catering event for them. Weirdest shift I've ever done. I'm sure many hexbears will have read my writeup on it before.

Edit: Ah, damn. Nevermind. There is now a currency called Hexbear. Hex coin crashed.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 66 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The negatives of sharing name with a cryptocoin catgirl-cry

[–] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 5 days ago

Crypto bros continue to be even more cringe than libs. Honestly kinda impressive

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I think it was us, because i remember nerds in the mega posted about us having the same name as it, and it was young back then

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

should've went with lib.rehab, now its gone

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

also Eric from Internet Comment Etiquette

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm still convinced he got on because I emailed him about this site. It's too much of a coincidence otherwise

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You emailed him??? I just took him at his word that he ran into us while looking for crypto sites

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I emailed all his public handles and two days later he was here. In my defense I thought it would be funny (and it was). I don't think he even mentioned crypto on here.

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

He mentioned it once, in the original post. Good times

https://hexbear.net/post/228733

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

The meme hexbear-shining were both riffing off of it

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Xi caught one look at how small and wimpy my dick and balls where when he snooped on my phone and was like "lol nope" and hit the xi-button to ban us.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"I regret to inform you your nads are cringe xi-button"

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Xi pushing the male enhancement button

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 44 points 5 days ago

I kept messaging Xi asking him to liberate us by firing off a bunch of Dongfeng missiles at the US and he replied "Those things don't come cheap" and then blocked me. Not sure if related.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago

Well yeah, they know this site is a bunch of libs.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry, I haven't been glazing Xi enough lately. It's been a stressful few months.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What did you do and how much is your bounty?

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Do I rlly have to explain to you? I'm

the libiest of all libs

here in my user desc.

I'm worth, ah, 1 trillion yen

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

What did you do

"Yo President Xi, check out these libs: hexbear.net"

Xi: "Nah fuck that xi-button"

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It was because of my erotic xi fanfiction sorry

[–] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Source? So I know what to avoid

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

"Harry Potter and the philosophers stone"

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

would be funny if we got blocked because of the furry comm

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago
[–] KatGirl@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

Are any of the lite versions of hexbear usable?