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[–] jack@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

what the fuck you can emoji link!?

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

An atmospheric CO2 level of 280ppm

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The highly era-specific experience of renting a game with an on-cartridge save battery and getting to play the files of people who made it way further than you can

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks to whoever left a save file with Adult link on it because my 6 year old ass was too scared to go into the Deku trees mouth

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I remember renting a Super Metroid cartridge with a save past the point of no return at Tourian (which was a bit disappointing because I wanted to explore the map with my ridiculously powerful full loadout).

I went into the Mother Brain room and wondered "Why is there a cacodemon from Doom in a jar?"

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Found my friend's save file on a Jet Force Gemini cartridge like this once

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I remember buying a used copy of Metroid zero mission that had the entire gallery unlocked

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Baby Hitler so I could destroy him with facts and logic and then vote him out of Germany

liberalism

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

The USSR is probably the single most correct answer.

[–] crime@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

The internet before Facebook

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

That feeling I felt sitting in my cousin's basement in June of 1996 playing Super Mario 64 for the first time.

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

i would bring back Carrier Pigeons

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

JNCO jeans, you know you want them.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You could comfortably fit a whole motherfuckin game gear in those bad boys for playing sonic on the go

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is what they took from us

[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

And we couldn't even feel the theft because our pockets were too damn spacious and loose on the legs kiryu-slam

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

I used to carry a 2-liter of cherry coke in my back pocket

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Affordable housing. I want to get a fucking life already.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

millions-strong flocks of passenger pigeons or the fabled North American parrots or American (western) camels or sabertooth cats or american lions or John Brown

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I was thinking the quagga, but I like your answers more.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

StumbleUpon

[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Life before cell phones

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago
[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

long exasperated sigh while getting into position ALRIGHT

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I'm bringin sexy back

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Apart from obvious political stuff… I’d like to bring back having disposable income

[–] Tom742@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A fractured world with different places and ways of being

I want to be able to be born into a small society, grow up with travelers talking about how down the coast there are people that don’t live exactly like we do, and they have different values and habits and customs and how that’s cool. I want the option to leave my current group and go join that one, and live the way they live and integrate to their society.

Just reading a David Graeber co-authored book where he talks about the Pacific coast of North America pre-european contact. There were vastly different economies and social structures all along the coast, the economy of the southern portion of the coast was very different from the economy of the northern portion.

You had these absolutely huge gulfs in how a society and economy was put together, often in remarkably small geographic areas, and the social freedom to travel between them and be treated well. We don’t even truly understand how much we’ve lost. Like, we all just settled on capitalism (violently and not voluntarily) and gave up the sheer variability of expression and experimentation. The End of History.

[–] IvarK@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s the most depressingly beautiful thing I’ve read today. Fisher’s hauntology really does pervade western society.

[–] Tom742@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Ghosts of My Life: Writings on Depression, Hauntology, and Lost Futures

Thank you, a new book!

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

How about bringing back some damn CIVILITY in our political discourse?!

[–] TheGenderWitch@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Marxism Leninism

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Dead homies.

My career.

The people who left me without explaining why.

Afghan heroin.

Good raves.

My youth.

I dont fucking know, i dont trust the monkey's paw. So nothing I suppose.

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Serious: my healthy brain, or at least, a brain that appeared to function more similar to a healthy one Only a little less serious: Packet radio. I was not alive for its heyday, but I wish I could play more with it now.