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[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

now im kinda concerned that i haven't got a spambot message on fedi yet, when i have on every other platform.

guess im doing something wrong or not posting enough or something.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someday am actual human woman is going to approach me and start talking and I'm going to assume she's a bot

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hello fellow human, would you like to see my fleshy human vagina?

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fleshy human vagina?

Both accurate and horrifying.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This guy prefers his women sans flesh. Hmmm

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 15 points 1 week ago

Beggars can’t be choosers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got my dm from the bot just a bit ago! I feel all loved now :)

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Got mine as well. Glad to see I'm not alone on the bot list of targets.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

awww, we got our own community chic? she's everyone's girlfriend now, also, 45 y.o. and a man

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are numbers before 34?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago

You wouldn't be the first person to skip straight to the porn.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please add it to the sidebar, you can't be enforcing hidden rules!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Rules of the Internet are not hidden.

[–] scott@loves.tech 21 points 1 week ago

Rules of the internet:

  1. There are no real rules about posting.
  2. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

So real talk, what exactly is the angle here? Are these rogue instances in the links? Truly just trying to bait in the lonely and gullible to eventually solicit payment down the line?

It just seems ... weird for a romance bait scam. Average looking woman (though could be to lower guards), links to Fediverse service profiles rather than botted DM exchanges, etc.

I could just be being naive, but idk. There's a very particular brand of fishy to this, beyond the obvious. The other probable scammer I dealt with at least came with a sob story that I could see being more effective (end of his rope humanitarian worker in an African country, children dying due to lack of $ for the program).

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

I watched the stream, it was just a very long looped video of the girl in the photo, looked the same one day later. It seems like it's been deleted today. The Friendica profile also nothing extraordinary. I guess the scam should be on the chat, it required one more click after opening the site, and I never heard of this stumblechat, so I didn't bother. After some searching I can't find a lot info on this Stumblechat, it definitely has nothing to do with the fediverse.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She just sent me a third DM. This one had a different picture! She's obviously really into me.

[–] wisely@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just got a second one from the Fediverse Chick. Sad guess she isn't that into me.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Well it's like they say: Once you go Sergio.... uh... everyone else is incognito.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes ok but you don't need to be doing their job for them. Blur that shit.

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why? Why respect the privacy of a spambot?

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's not about respecting the privacy of a spambot. it's about doing their job for them. The bot wants their links and their advert to be seen by as many eyeballs as possible. Guess what the OP just achieved? Blur all links next time.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago

I disagree.
Saying "this is a scam" with the links visible is more transparent. If the scam changes but the links are similar, it will hopefully raise a red flag for someone.

Blurring them does nothing other than obfuscating the details of the scam.
Shine light onto the darkness and document it.

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago

I'm kinda on the fence... yeah ditch any actual links, etc, but with a title like that to this post, it's kinda showing familiarity AND the bait warning. So... 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This shows that lemmy is a mature social media now! It has its own OF bots!

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

there a fediverse equivalent of OF? 👀

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

The googly eyes make this post.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can we get Elons and give if to em?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago

If I had Elon's cc# I wouldn't need to give it out to scammers to empty that shit.

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago

I got this today, I looked at it but it hasn't vanished from my messages list. Bloody annoying.

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 11 points 1 week ago

I looked at this thread and then my notifications. It was there but hadn't notified me yet, said 23 seconds ago. Weird timing.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't get a message this time, I think we broke up :'(

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same. I thought what we had was special 😭

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nnnnoooooo. Have you tried mailing her gift cards?

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago

Yes, please do. Just make sure to send her the "correct" one, or it might be bad for her if she got the "wrong" one, whoopsie!

[–] ochi_chernye@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I felt left out, but I just got one. Hilarious.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Hmmm. The spam bots are learning.

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

She must really like you

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago

Finally! female attention! I should get out of this basement more often.

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 9 points 1 week ago

The French of jlailu received it as well today.

We felt without l’amour, but now we have it back hon hon hon.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got this today, is this like a thing that's been going around for a while?

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got this message a while ago too. Fuck off Nicunt.

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[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

I can't believe that my own copy of this spam is how I found out that we have lemmy <-> mbin dms working now lmao

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