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Some guy called freezer came round and gave them to me. Said I'll become the pirate king if i put them in my ass

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Son Goku, we need to cook! - Bulma to Goku in season 1 of Breaking Bad

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh don't be silly, those are clearly Poke balls! Ichigo needs all of them to become Hokage!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I want to grab one and take a great big bite

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

From afar I thought this was some Rocky Rococco's pizza.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago
[–] graymess@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you put them in your ass? Please update.

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Yes I've put all the orbs in my ass and now I am at maximum power and gonna go sicko mode on john chainsaw man and win the piston cup

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Dragon Ball anal beads would slap

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

All I can think about is the 1kg thc orb

[–] DaniJam@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

the chaos emeralds!

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Remember this only works if you shout the name of your finishing move as you do it.

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

This is my favorite badpost