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[–] essell@lemmy.world 56 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Do they look like penis or does penis look like them?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 19 points 5 days ago
[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

I would say, they look like dinkos, to us. We're obsessed with pinguses so we see what we wanna see everywhere. And if we go to long without seeing dingdong? We'll draw one or carve one or build one on top of a bank or a church.

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mine looks like a crab too!

[–] essell@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

You're clearly a highly evolved person.

[–] Hlodwig@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can i put an order to do the same meme but with unfortunatly pussy-shaped gals? Bonus upvote for butt-holes looking things

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Slightly related, the foot of a sea anemone feels like a human cervix without the hole.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And you know this how exactly?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I have felt a human cervix and a sea anemone's foot.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Understandable, have a nice day ✌️

[–] reinei@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But not with the same body part right? Rightβ€½

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Both were experienced with my fingers.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And then has to tell their proctologist...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

that they need a rusty sword to study it

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

One of these is not like the others

[–] propter_hog@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The "penis envy" mushroom is known for its ability to cause potent hallucinations

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Fucked me up so bad that even after 100+ previous experiences I'll never touch them again. Nor do I need to. I've seen God and I don't care to look again lol.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Only one of those is a reproductive organ.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s pronounced geoduck.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hate the internet, damn AI confirmed my shit spelling.

SMCF, you are better than the internet.

I actually corrected your pronunciation I don’t really care about the spelling.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How do you not know it's the mushroom?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Mushrooms don't breed, they just spread spores. The geoduck does rely on breeding to reproduce.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

You just keep being on brand. <3

Luckily just six members, so far

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ah, the Cambodian carnivorous penis plant. We meet again.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I really want to know the evolutionary selection criteria for that was, because I'm overwhelmingly certain that bored humans had something to do with it.