My flame will be extinguished.
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Self Explanatory actually.
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
Nihilistic fruit
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
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Ouch...
Tree fall maybe?
Jaywalking.
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
In an accident.
Too many pineapples
Asphyxiation
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
I've seen Monty Python before.
I don't think its widely used anymore
It will be a hell of a party!
Alcoholism.
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
Edit:
Hahaha I actually forgot my username and thought I was using one that I use elsewhere, but this still applies exactly the same 🤣😭
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
Dunno
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
hmmm...
My character makes a sandwich. I reach for the peanut butter...
Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear 🤤
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
In some sketchy den with a khajiit
Too much taco bell
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
I am very satisfied with this outcome
Sounds unpleasant.
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
Very painfully
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
In a squeezer
High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean