SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE
You're just mad we all have a girlfriend.
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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Impressive she has the time for all of us!
She's federated.
i think that's called polyamory
Amory assumes love. I staked a claim for her under the mining law of 1872. We're a limited liability corporation.
She's a real go-getter, that one.
Wow those shenanigans not cheeky not fun
Tragic and cruel is all I've got left in the tank, sorry.
Good, don't ask.
Don't listen to him, OP! ASK!
Please someone create. I know it's run its course, but it would be great to let some folks create Nicole memes to preserve it for future generations to enjoy. Just like Dat Boi.
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Why are you guys referring to her as Nicole, she says you can call her the fediverse chick.
Those who weren't blessed by her aren't allowed to address her by her proper title.
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A few years from now people will have nostalgia about these early fediverse days and the weird and lame stuff like "the fediverse chick"
I'm glad I'm not the only one, lmao.
Yeah, it's run its course.
I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven't received a message yet, I feel left out)
I got a message from her yesterday and I had never talked about her before so I don't think you can summon her that way. I can forward you the message if that'll make you feel better. I'll be your Nicole.
Thank you Nicole-by-proxy!
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I wanna see a full on Reddit-style investigation of the theory that it's not a scam, but a malicious bullying campaign against the human shown in the pictures. If Lemmy solves a mystery and stops a crime, we could become the new superpower social media. 😌
Next up, we finally get to the bottom of that Boston Marathon Bombing.
It was those damn Mooninites!
We did it .world!
Sounds like someone's jealous...
Wtf did I do?
You first.
But seriously, it gets annoying, but at the same time it's the biggest scam on the fediverse right now that I know of. So I feel like a little visibility once in awhile (not 6 times a day) that lets people know about it is fine.
To anyone who knows: is there a way to filter out usernames containing that name? Like if I could block dms from my chosen instance, that'd be great. I've been getting 2-3 a week.
B-- But! I got a DM!
I just got one the other day too! I'm very excited to make new friends like Nicole on this website.
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someone's upset nicole hasn't reached out.
I wonder how they bother to change the photo with a very similar but almost identical one but always copy-paste the same text, isn't the opposite way easier?
It's a deanonymization attack. You know which users opened the message by seeing when the unique image URL was accessed.
Dude, for real. We get it. You got a spammy DM from a "girl". Do we really need two or three different communities dedicated to everyone posting the same fucking screenshot over and over?!
("She" hasn't DM'd me yet, but I can assure you that if she ever does, I will not be posting a screenshot of it anywhere. It will be summarily buhleeted and that will be the end of that.)
If it’s a rare Nicole you have to post it that’s the rules now. You have to. Promise if it’s a rare Nicole you’ll post. PROMISE
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You'll find your own Nicole one of these days.
Down voted for being esoteric.
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