hexbear? is that you? am i imagining things? you re-federated?
this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2025
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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
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Intra City Ballistic Missile, for when you need to obliterate the constituency of your rival on the city council
I warned you about 15 minute cities bro!
GOOD post
Something something turkey, something something cuba, etc etc
Edit: HOLY SHIT IS HEXBEAR BACK???
Oh are we federated again? Yay!
I don't want it to sound weird, but I missed you guys
You should aim better next time.
Italian-American Excellence is not understanding how the missile your tax dollars spend billions on work.
Using a series of increasingly fraught and convoluted cuisine metaphors to explain nuclear weapons to Joey Pizzarini here
"No, do not make analogy to Ukraine or Turkey, bad tankie!"
They'll say this then unironically say that Putin just invaded Ukraine to be mean
Hexbear is back!
missed you all
The "IC" part stands for
"I SEE YOUR ASS"
The "BM" stands for "YOUR ASS IS GRASS, IMA TURN THAT BOOTY INTO MULCH!"
No there's no motor powered boats involved in this, no msiree.
In this unrealistic hypothetical, yes Russia hosting some shorter range theatre ballistic missiles on Greenland would give the US less warning versus ICBMs in a hypothetical attack. A handful of minutes versus tens of minutes. Russia could always send a submarine off of the coast of the US and launch an attack from there if they wanted minimal warning. Greenland is important to the US for other reasons, missile warning for said ICBMs and economic reasons around rare earth minerals and shipping lanes. Thule Site J is quite important for tracking satellites, ballistic missiles and space objects. It's important to look at the world from a spherical perspective here.
This motherfucker thinks we don't shoot icbms over the north pole
Flat earth confirmed
Don't even need icmbs to hit us now. Subs or planes can easily hit us.
Icmbs just for just killing everyone and anything.
Of course Joey not smart enough to understand any of this.
Cold War brain just won't leave DC holy crap.
Joey Dumbassarino
Greenland Missile Crisis with a president who's like "Maybe we will just nuke everything, maybe not. Some say that might not be so bad. It may create some tremendous opportunity for us, not so much for the others, but that's okay."
what the "IC" for ICBM stands for again?
..."Insane Clown"?
Insane Clown Boy Moder (me)
insane clown bussye (moist)
Chuds who only care about culture wars pretending to care about geopolitics is a funny bit