this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I rented a place with a long bathroom like this. Its all fun and games until you drop the new roll of toilet paper and it fucks off down the hall to narnia

[–] weirdboy@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Do you see toilet paper in that photo? Because I don't. It could be behind the camera!

[–] Taco2112@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I thought your title said gallery bathroom at first.

[–] kaitco@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

It can be two things!

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was meant to say "gallery," but OP got autowronged.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It is both a gallery and a galley at the same time!

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nothing like using the bathroom with your entire family history staring back at you.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago

Gonna wreck this toilet. Nana, look away from my shame!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It's like the ancient Roman ancestors room where you'd stand to face the legacy of your family to inspire you to greatness, only here you are being inspired to release the fattest deuce possible

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Looong, loooong bathroom

I kind of don't hate this? But it's a weird use of space either way.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

all that space for bathroom sex in front of the family photos!

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (7 children)

What does the third tap do?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's just right

The other two are too hot and too cold

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

I literally LOL'd

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tea of course!

24/7, 365, builders tea, milk, one sugar, fucking A.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago
[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

a local pilsner

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

Furniture polish.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Actual water closet

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

I'm a horrible pedant, but I require a bathroom to have a bath.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

When you want the Weatherspoons toilet experience at home.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The lighting fixture ....can we talk about it?

[–] manmachine@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That room needs 200 of them to provide even 1 lux

[–] manmachine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Imagine taking a shit at the end of a long gallery, dimly lit by hundreds of disco balls. Sounds like a scene from Hunter S. Thompson novel.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

I'm going to do the longest line of cocaine ever

[–] FatTony@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

oh I love having diarrhea looking at my family

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

There's also no bog roll on the holder.

Probably because it would descend into an argument about which way round it goes.

Well, it would on Reddit

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Imagine how much blue loo they must have to need that.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] theroofisonfire@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you for linking. Not sure why my link attempt didn’t work. Presh

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

!lemmysilver