this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I rented a place with a long bathroom like this. Its all fun and games until you drop the new roll of toilet paper and it fucks off down the hall to narnia

[–] weirdboy@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

Do you see toilet paper in that photo? Because I don't. It could be behind the camera!

[–] Taco2112@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought your title said gallery bathroom at first.

[–] kaitco@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

It can be two things!

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was meant to say "gallery," but OP got autowronged.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It is both a gallery and a galley at the same time!

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nothing like using the bathroom with your entire family history staring back at you.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

Gonna wreck this toilet. Nana, look away from my shame!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's like the ancient Roman ancestors room where you'd stand to face the legacy of your family to inspire you to greatness, only here you are being inspired to release the fattest deuce possible

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Looong, loooong bathroom

I kind of don't hate this? But it's a weird use of space either way.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

all that space for bathroom sex in front of the family photos!

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

What does the third tap do?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's just right

The other two are too hot and too cold

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

I literally LOL'd

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tea of course!

24/7, 365, builders tea, milk, one sugar, fucking A.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

a local pilsner

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago

Furniture polish.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Actual water closet

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The lighting fixture ....can we talk about it?

[–] manmachine@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That room needs 200 of them to provide even 1 lux

[–] manmachine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine taking a shit at the end of a long gallery, dimly lit by hundreds of disco balls. Sounds like a scene from Hunter S. Thompson novel.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Power sockets near the sink 😳

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Uhm, yeah? That's pretty common for shavers and hair driers. It's not in the sink... Honestly the ones far from the sink seem more out of place.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sure, it just makes me nervous being that close when it’s not a shaver socket. That wouldn’t be allowed in a bathroom in the uk. I’m not sure why splashy sinks aren't covered by the same regulations.

Obviously the other sockets are for a kettle and microwave in case you’re stuck in there a while.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you're overdramatizing a bit too much. A little splashing on a modern plug won't kill anyone or cause a fire or anything really. The plug is made of plastic and no contacts are exposed besides ground. I'm wondering what your danger scenario is at that distance.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've only checked one source but it seems you can't have anything electrical within 60cm of the sink, which this room doesn't look like it adheres to. You also can't have any normal plug sockets within 3m of a shower or bath, but I guess this room is too long an thin for the big splash hazards.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

That looks like 50-60cm to me but hard to tell

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aren't those uk sockets though?

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, but that’s not classed as a bathroom due to no bath or shower.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a horrible pedant, but I require a bathroom to have a bath.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

oh I love having diarrhea looking at my family

[–] FatTony@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

When you want the Weatherspoons toilet experience at home.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm going to do the longest line of cocaine ever

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

There's also no bog roll on the holder.

Probably because it would descend into an argument about which way round it goes.

Well, it would on Reddit

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine how much blue loo they must have to need that.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

!lemmysilver

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] theroofisonfire@lemm.ee 2 points 20 hours ago

Thank you for linking. Not sure why my link attempt didn’t work. Presh