this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 56 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why don't these people play a porn game? There's many of them and with steam's "private this game for me please" option, they can play it without being embarrassed

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

nah let my friends list see i'm coomin

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

phoenix-think Very well comrade, continue gooning as you are

[–] BilduEnjoyer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

objection edgeworth-pissed This violates volcel protocol! Volcel police!

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am usually an advocate, but I am impressed with the hexbear's honesty 07

[–] BilduEnjoyer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

edgeworth-shrug Understood, the court has spoken.

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] goferking0 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's a power move/shows different side of us

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

right? porn is ubiquitous on the internet. for free.

i really don't get it. go watch porn if you are horny and want horny media.

why are they making up shit to be mad about?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

they don't want porn, they want erotica as a b-plot of a movie type dealio, i think. and they can't read, so novels out

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they don't want porn, they want erotica as a b-plot of a movie type dealio

As I was saying though, there are handfuls for porn games like that. Why don't they play them?

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly I've played free porn games with far better writing than some AAA slop

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly I've played free porn games with far better writing than some AAA slop

Ayo? brow

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I was hacked I never wrote that comment

Don't believe your lying eyes

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds like some VR games

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I got really stoned not that long ago and checked out some porn games for the hell of it, man, they are fucking GARBAGE. I couldn't play them for more than 5 minutes. You have to be really pathetically desperate to be playing that shit just for booba. Not my proudest download.

I'm sure these guys have already reached 100% achievement completion for most porn games already available.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I started pirating games a little while ago and sometimes I'll just browse things to download by looking at screenshots and I get the feeling there's a real cottage industry of softcore porn with gameplay features tacked on. I'm guessing that just sells a lot better than softcore porn without gameplay features, but I do wonder if this starts as someone making softcore porn and then deciding they could sell it as a game or as someone aspiring to make a game and then they fully lean into it once a character with a big chest gets the game more attention.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They don't want good games they want to get angry

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

They've been playing the same game for the last 7 years, they just hate women and minorities

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's like, no information about it at all. It's just "weird west survival horror tps with female protagonist." There's nothing to even analyze except WOMAN CHARACTER frothingfash

Like I don't have any interest because I can't even tell what flavor of survival horror it's gonna be. There's some screenshots and a cinematic trailer that shows zero gameplay. I can't fathom getting mad about a game that's barely been announced to exist.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Foundational to fascism is a hatred of women.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

A battle of the intellectual giants going on in Asmonfilth's chat I see

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Deeply unserious people classic

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Demanding historical accuracy about sheriff demographics from a cartoon character that looks more like a preying mantis than a human being.

Next up: getting made at An American Tale because Mice can't be Jews and anyone who has had a pet cat knows they hate hats so there's a zero percent chance the Tsarist Cossack cats from the beginning would wear a hat while pogromming the Jewmice.

Defeat my logic smuglord

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fuck i'm glad i grew up before 'gamers' were a thing.. there's a nonzero chance i would have been sucked into that weird subcult if i had been born 10 years later

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Having grown up being into geeky stuff when the internet was still in its formative years, I definitely knew people back then within geek spaces that fit the mold for the freeze-gamer mindset. But because there was no Reddit or 4chan or Twitter for them to coalesce around, they ended up being the people who were ostracized by the other geeks if they didn’t cut their shit out.

But now spaces like the aforementioned and asmongold’s stream where they don’t experience social friction for being toxic human beings means they can just dive further into their shitty personalities instead of having to adjust.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Eldritch@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Drop napalm on all of them.