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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah can I get a couple bear claws, I think @EstraDoll@hexbear.net just made a fresh pot of coffee.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

oh my fucking god i am so goddamn sick of doing that bit already

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have to push through to the other side of beating a dead horse until it's funny again.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hereby grant you, Robert Kennedy Jr. the right to do the next "DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE" bit thread. because fuck knows i'm never doing that shit again

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE DOES ANYONE WANT A NICE CUP OF JOE. YOU CAN'T HAVE DOUGHNUTS WITHOUT SOME COFFEE

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY SUGAR OR NON-DAIRY CREAMER

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Eco@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

don't be so vulgar

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll take a coffee, black thanks

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Same for me, white thanks

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the Thanehood of Cawdor plz

The head of Victor Kruger, the Kurgan

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No but say hi to Dunk Acinno for me

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] isame@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, tell Dunc he still owes me for that thing. He'll know what you mean.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

More like Dunkin Dognuts haha gottem

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Just everything. I mean yeah, a lot of glazed here. Sprinkle stuff... Just, whatever makes sense.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.