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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

I think it's time to admit that they are evil tankies. One of them is married to Xi it's really real and true I'm not lying.

Hexbear is so mean they ate all my ice cream and when I asked to stop they burped on my cat and laughed. (the cat is okay but maybe a little depressed now)

Then they banned me for saying the N-word and I think they secretly did it because they're the real racists.

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[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago

i-spil-my-jice HEXBEAR SPIL MY JICE DEFED DEFED DEFED DEFD DEFED

[-] CombatLiberalism@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

They pretended to be gay so they could have the moral highground when they told me not to use slurs.

[-] proletarian_girlboss@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 10 months ago

I think so too, hexbear has made me think, it has made me consider things, and that is sick and twisted. I long for simpler days when I could say whatever words I wanted without some wokescolding millennial telling me "Whoa now, that's a " bad word " , you need to cool your jets!" What jets do I need to cool? Typical,.,

And what is wrong with [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] anyway? I like to say these words to show I am not scared of them. I use them in a tactical way, you could say.

I am the real progressive one.

The hexbearians just want to dominate the fediverse. They want to rule over it with their authoritarian imperialism. Ironic given their eagerness lambaste the Shining City on a Hill to no end with such a title.

How is logging on to hexbear dot net and commenting on my lemmy dot world post to exclaim my way of speaking is Forbidden any different than the crimes of the most brutal regimes?

They always fail to answer and I refuse to listen to their excuses anymore.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

hexbears took a sip of my delicious Diet Pepsi when I was looking the other way because I was too busy thinking of new slurs I could invent

hexbears gave me a wedgie and called me a racist peepee drinking piss goblin

hexbears repeatedly said nice things about China and yet not a single nice thing about my illustrious father Henry Kissinger

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[-] LegionEris@feddit.nl 41 points 10 months ago

I'm not a local, but I'm fond of Hexbear. Most people online who are too philosophically confident for my comfort are right wing extremists who want to shoot me dead in the street. Here it's people who would shoot back at an anti-gay shooter, and I appreciate that.

[-] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago
[-] LegionEris@feddit.nl 20 points 10 months ago

That works too. You just gotta be fast to shoot a shooter before they shoot first. You only have a brief window, a few seconds at most, between the shooter clearly preparing to shoot and the shooter shooting first, forcing you to shoot back. Shoot too soon, and you're just shooting someone for being so afraid of the gays that they're open carrying, and I can't condone shooting cowards just for being cowards.

[-] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

I heard their owls don't even take baths

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago

image Excuse me what?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Disgusting!

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

Bout time I defederated from my masculine side

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago
[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

meow-hug

Didn't mean to upset anyone, I thought it was a funny quip. Should I delete?

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

nah I was quipping right back you're good mate

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[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 40 points 10 months ago

I love you hexbears. You're funny, you're right most of the time, and you suffer no fools. If your server goes back into isolation, I'd probably make an account on it just to check in onyas.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago

They brigaded my post and said racism is bad actually

[-] kkitsuragisleftnut@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

Hexbear said "Liberal say what?" And I said "What?" And now I have no choice but to use slurs.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

Many people are saying this.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

Indeed, they spammed their evil emojis! walter-breakdown

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

And some are bigger than others on other sites, sometimes giving accidental awesomeness like a perspective shot of wine cave warriors in the wine cave!

[-] fuckahaha@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Site of pure hypocrisy. They claim to be volcel yet they post like they are very sexy

[-] ElHexo@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

yeonmi-park

Hexbear rats, pulling trains etc y'all can fill in the blanks

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Keep on complaining about us eating your ice cream. We'll just pull out our comically large spoons and eat the rest of your foodstalin-comical-spoon

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

Wait a second.... defederating from hexbear... is this a fancy way of telling us to touch grass? sus-soviet

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

They banned me for saying the N-word

Wym I say Noid all the time

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[-] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

"One defed is a tragedy, millions is a statistic" - vladimir tankie mc stalinium communism the third

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Free shrekland.net and chapo.chat from hexbear settler colonialism. Revolution of our time!

[-] chair@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

How did u find out about me and Xi

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Xi said I was the only one for him! powercry-2

[-] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Haven't had enough of these threads yet, huh?

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

they're like potato chips, i can't stop

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

I defederated myself twice today already

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

it's fulla libs!

[-] macabrett@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

that's right

[-] beautiful_boater@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Hexbear users all called me a Lib and a treat-boy. They said that I "probably liked outdoor cats" and "stacked rocks". I can't continue being bullied by such tankies.

[-] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

i wish i could defederate from my body

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