brilliant move, it's double jeopardy so she can't go to jail again for doing another blood scanning scam, right? that's how laws work
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This is just like the movie "Double Jeopardy" which is taught in law schools from sea to shining sea.
now i would trust that company with my blood sample. they can't run the same scam twice that would be too on the nose.
What do they think I am? An idiot?
why do they look like that? why did they choose this picture of all pictures to portray themselves? why?
They saw you from across the bar and think your kidneys would fetch a great price.
it's called normaling and all the psychopath millionaires are doing it.
first one to look away gets drained of all their blood, wrapped in 6 mm plastic, and distributed to 14 different dumpsters in 12 different states.
he has the thousand VC round stare
i was puzzled by how he looked until i looked at her. these two are not humans. definitely some kind of alien or some shit. her eyes look like they’re from some sorr of prehistoric amphibian
I heard somewhere that her non-human manner was an act. She put on a show of acting like that when around investors and press, but acted differently in private.
Says something about VC's that they want to give their money to subhuman Zuck clones.
What does this one need, two drops of blood?
Is she out of jail?
Nah she got 11 years and keeps getting denied an early release. Probably getting some consulting fees from this though.
I wonder if they pay her in stamps that she can trade for store materials to cobble together a kit to make cabbage wine using her toilet.
more likely is sitting on a pile of ramen noodles and instant coffee to pay for her personal security. you can't get sugar anymore
"We saw you across the bar and we dig your millions, and blood"
These people look AI generated. There's just a lack of human expression and experience behind those eyes.
don't be rude they're just white
critical support to comrades holmes and evans in their righteous mission to defraud venture capitalists
Meanwhile I'm just quietly reflecting on the kind of violent crime you could do that wouldn't get you an 11-year custodial sentence. They don't like it when you fuck with their money.
not just venture capitalists; Kissinger (!)
that fucking whips
because you either get away with it or don't, there's no in between
tbf he has acquired someone with a strong knowledge of the business of blood testing
Am I TV brained or do these two look like yassified Dedra and Cyril?
Probably but also yes absolutely right lmao
Everything under the sun is new once again.
What happened the Sunny Balwani?
died of woke
started serving ~13 year sentence in April 2023
Is this the light of his life or whatever she sended on text?
Nah that's Sunny (still in prison)
When you say something against scams and they give you that Theranos stare
Theranope, not on your life
“This is not Theranos 2.0,” the post reads. “Theranos attempted to miniaturize existing tests. Our approach is fundamentally different. We use light to read the complete molecular story in biological fluids, seeing patterns current tests can’t detect. Not an improvement. A different paradigm.”
See guys, they came up with a totally different idea for this one. It's all about molecular stories now.
Surely this time...
human-sized Juicero press
Bruh
I forget who described her as looking like a "doll inflated with water", but she really does have the uncanny valley sort of look to her. They both do, honestly.
Evil universe JT
except this time its blood testing for dogs! Or something