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[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Comrade nodule

[–] shath@hexbear.net 57 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Man my Dad has prostate cancer and he'd better fuckin beat it instead of this ghoul

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry to hear that; I hope your dad will turn out okay

[–] shath@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

you and me both, thanks

[–] SeasonalDepressionEnjoyer@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago
[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good luck to you dad, comrade!

[–] shath@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Thanks comrade sankara-salute

[–] videogame@hexbear.net 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why do we gotta know about Joe Biden's prostate

he have prostate so it's confirmation he's not an anarchist after all, meaning anarcho-bidenism is in shambles.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Why do we gotta know about Joe Biden at all?

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 68 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it's a good thing biden ended cancer or this would be worrisome

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago

I don't feel like people talk about this enough. That's when he was still kinda lucid

[–] miz@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago

the nodule has a right to defend itself

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 67 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 48 points 2 days ago

Well Israel you know what to do!

Sorry to anyone within a 12 block radius of Bidens house

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There's some sort of gay sex joke to be made about trying to find Hamas in tunnels here, I'm sure of it.

[–] TheaJo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

imagine someone finding a tumor in your ass being national news

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago
[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

imagine being the guy who has to finger the previous president's butthole

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Don't have to tell me twice.

[–] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

imagine getting paid like $100,000 a year to talk about Joe Biden's dick and asshole

[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

I would quiet quit.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

Someone go to /r/politics and report it for being off topic. He's not a politician.

It was good enough for the hunters laptop stories etc...

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Another excerpt published in The New Yorker claimed that Biden seemed to not recognize actor George Clooney, who hosted a fundraiser for the former president.

"Hello, Mr. President!"

"Hello... Um... Ah... Hello, Mr. Gary Grant?"

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Ouch that's gotta hurt Clooney! Getting big dogged by Biden after he worked so hard for him.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I want competing Kelly, Ben Garrison, & Eli Valley comics on this subject by the end of the week! biden-rember

(Biden emoji because apparently I dreamed that we had a J. Jonah Jameson one and I felt it had a similar energy)

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Didn't know demons could get cancer

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Aren't you forgetting someone?

spoiler

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago

After it was extracted it was discovered to be a golden pager

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If he had transitioned and took Spiro this likely wouldn't be an issue. Biden, be safe! Put on the thigh highs

bridget-pride-stay-mad

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[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

1 - love that he and the media can finally be honest about his health

2 - really love that the man has taxpayer-funded healthcare for the rest of his wretched life after he won the 2020 on false promises of M4A.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cancer coming 10 years too late

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago

60, he was even worse back then

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

May it be perpetually tickled by the ghost of Henry Kissinger.

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

In the spirit of bipartisanship.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

Yeah, good. Okay.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Unlimited Cancer on the Amerikkkan Political Kkklass

biden-trollqin-shi-huangdi-fireball

07 to comrade nodule, better late than never

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago
[–] JayTreeman@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I was younger I was taught about purposeful speech. Essentially, will what I'm saying make the world better? Who the fuck thought this was appropriate to send out? It's made my day objectively worse. I'm assuming many others as well.

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

tho not as bad a day as the person who discovered it...

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

looking into it...

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Receptacle for the puppet controls. biden-supervised

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

proof he's not trans. transvestigators in shambles.

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[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Sorry it was me, he said i could crash

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago
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