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All 3 pillars of MAGA are pointing the finger at each other and it's hilarious

EDIT: No idea why the other poster deleted it, but it's too good to not put back up:

Imagine spending $250m dollars to get deported. It would be awesome if he was sent back to South Africa.

I'm fucking dying laughing at this shitshow from another country.

YOU COULDN'T FUCKING WRITE THIS SHIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Uh oh, the Epstein shit is scaring people. I wonder who else is on those lists?

Jeffrey Epstein Reportedly Invested $40 Million in a Company Co-Founded by Peter Thiel

This is, without a doubt, the best idea Steve Bannon has ever had.

Season 6 is getting crazy.

On one hand, this would be hilarious. On the other hand, the affirmation Trump would get out of exercising that kind of power over the richest man in history would be terrifying.

Elon should just flee the country and then divulge how he and Donald fucked the election.

The leopards are so hungry for faces that they are now eating their own. I condone this behavior.

I have never agreed with Bannon in my life but I have to say he makes some good points here. Musk has been involved in a lot of lies, stock manipulations, insider trading, and clearly some criminal negligence at tesla. And he comes from a well known criminal family. Even Musk himself said this about his dad Eroll Musk,

"You have no idea about how bad. Almost every crime you can possibly think of, he has done," Elon said. "Almost every evil thing you could possibly think of, he has done … It's so terrible, you can't believe it."

So Elon is flat out admitting that his businesses sprang from criminal enterprise? When would he say he went legit and is he still connected to this worst criminals you can think of? Needs investigating. They should civil asset forfeiture his stuff while they look into it- thats what they would do to any of us.

A split between the regular fascists and neo-reactionaries could provide an opportunity to overthrow the Trump regime.

LMAO. This keeps getting better.

Deport Elon to El Salvador. Then let DOGE defund the prison program accidentally, because they don't understand why the El Salvadorian prison system is subsidized by the US.

An old-timey duel to the death would be the logical solution to this problem

Elon as the fall guy is hilarious. I guess that's the silver lining to these powerful people getting close to the orphan grinding machine.

Hopefully all those people who voted for Trump (because he's a 'leader') and Musk ('because he's a great business man') are starting to realize they cast their vote for a couple of petulant children who have acquired great wealth because their daddies gave them a few hundred million in starting money.

There isn't enough popcorn for this.

He's absolutely going to try before this is all said and done. This is like two toddlers having a throwdown at daycare.

The one time I would not be in favor of due process would be if Trump sent him to El Salvador. A side effect could be that Musk's lawyers might even be able to fix due process for everyone. If not, he rots in a foreign prison. I see no downside.

Here's why this isn't a good idea even if musk is terrible: it means trump can do it to everyone else

Jesus, even Bannon managed to sober up long enough to have a good thought.

He has a Canadian citizenship. Please don’t send him here. We don’t want him either.

🤞 Please send him to CECOT 🤞

LIQUIDATE MUSK

Back to South Africa please. Canada does not want him.

Breaking news.

Hard Core Nazi Steve Bannon calls for narcistic fascist Elon Musk to be deported immediately.

Remember when Steve was in jail?