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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 180 points 5 days ago

"He's running so slow...."

1 hour later

"How can he still be running like that?"

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Animals understand play. Although not sure where the ball is.

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[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 105 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean, if animals engage in pretend fights and other forms of play, it seems that they can on some level grasp the idea of practicing or doing something for fun.

[–] snootchiebootchies@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Run...for FUN? What the hell kind of fun is that?

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jogging is practice for how humans killed pretty much all the megafauna in the world: exhaustion hunting.

[–] xiwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Also fire probably. Lots and lots of fire

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] xiwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

damn those pointy sticks said the animal

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[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 62 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I mean, the ability to run long distances without tiring is kind of what makes humans an apex predator. We can out-endurance just about every other creature. Most ancient human hunting techniques involved just wounding an animal, and then literally chasing it until it got too tired to keep going.

Wolves are very similar, which is what made us such natural hunting companions. The co-evolution of humans and dogs is an extremely interesting rabbit hole, if anyone is looking for one.

All that to say, the wolf would understand the need to run more than just about any other animal. A bear would work better here. A wolf would just see us running and think 'game recognizes game', just like they already did eons ago :3

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 5 days ago (8 children)

involved just wounding an animal

not even wounding. Just persistent tracking and following. Most prey animals can run away quickly, but need lots of rest.

Humans can just keep going. And going. And going. Until the prey just is too exhausted to run.

[–] user224 18 points 5 days ago

Got it.

I am prey.

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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago

Dogs do love a good jog though. Give that good boi a bit of kibble and then see how he feels.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

Other animals get zoomies too.

[–] Handmaid@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Run for fun? What the hell kinda fun is that?!

[–] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Here's to ya' blacksmith 🥃

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (13 children)

So this is pretty neat:

https://www.science.org/content/article/born-run-early-endurance-running--may-have-evolved-help-humans-chase-down-prey

Humans aren't good at running fast, but we are good at running for a long time for long distances, so it's thought that we would just run after things until they got tired.

So like you know how people in horror movies would run and then look over their shoulder and Jason is somehow still there?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Funny enough there is another animal I know that can sweat, have more endurance than humans, and much faster than humans. Horses.

Imagine you fear getting caught by a horse or a human and then suddenly a human riding a horse shows up.

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)
[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (4 children)

That's pretty cool. However, no human has ever won by more than 15min, and every horse has a 15min delay built into their times. So even the biggest winning margin of nearly 11 minutes would have lost to the horse if they had started at the same time.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The horses also all had humans on their backs. To my knowledge, none of the humans had horses on their backs.

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Back in my reddit days I wrote a long comment about the fact that zombies are scary because they are the ultimate persistence hunters.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Zombies aren't scary. They're popular movie monsters because, while looking vaguely human, they're sufficiently "othered" that you can kill them without remorse (thus acting as a convenient stand-in for other groups that the audience wishes they could do that to) and because they represent an apocalypse that kills most of the people but leaves the stuff behind, meaning that you don't have to deal with society anymore but you'll still easily have a roof over your head and food on your table (albeit mostly canned food.)

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[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (14 children)

So apex that most of us outsource our hunting and farming, which makes us fat and slow unless we purposefully burn energy for no other purpose than to burn it.

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[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Jogging from the perspective of non-human animals

FTFY

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 21 points 5 days ago

Yeah, some humans also wonder why jogging is a thing.

[–] scytale@lemmy.zip 30 points 5 days ago

“I don’t know why they’re running, but let’s chase them!”

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Whoever made this has never met a dog

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[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I say this to myself when I see people jogging and I really just want to yell "what are you running from!?"

[–] TheFrirish@jlai.lu 32 points 4 days ago (3 children)

They're running from health problems

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[–] God_Is_Love@reddthat.com 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I cannot stop laughing 😂

Personally I think humans run because they are a species with enough cognitive abilities to be masochists

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I also get confused when I see people jogging, don't they know lounging around eating snacks is way more fun?

[–] notarobot@lemm.ee 14 points 4 days ago

Let's say it's part of a mating ritual. I know this is not true, but I believe it gets the point across.

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