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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 82 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

Of course if you live far from the equator, you might also get summer horny to combat the winter SAD. I think this one is gender neutral, but might be helpful to have a lady chime in on this one.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Am a woman, have no clue what this is on about. My dick hasn't been affected by summer

Body heat, however, is a different story. It's definitely wider when hot and a skinny mf when cool. I therefore provisionally support this claim by the men

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Winter SAD is caused primarily by the winter time change suddenly stealing the only hour of unallocated daylight we had for ourselves, and refusing to give it back for three months.

Lock the clocks on spring/summer/fall time; give Little Johnny a PT belt for his morning walk, and stop fucking over the entire planet with this time change nonsense.

My tiny dick thanks you for your consideration.

[–] Overspark@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

While DST is indeed nonsense and we should abolish it ASAP, please go back to your actual timezone and not something that is the very modification we shouldn't have, i.e. summer time.

[–] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

no, I like summer time.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Nah, it would be far less disruptive to stick with the time we already use for 3/4 of the year. Winter time is the problem.

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[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

rest of the crowd slowly starts clapping

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Well naturally, that's what they teach you in manhood 101. Did you skip the class?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I rather want a spring penis.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LillaApan@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

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[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

I've had a bit of a tumble.

Screw that, just send an email.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If your penis disappears during the winter maybe seek medical attention

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My penis disappears into your mum all year round

[–] essell@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Does their mum notice this happening?

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

Or eat less

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] proper@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the summer of penis?

“she said I failed the vibe check” “what’s a vibe check?” “I don’t know but I failed so it’s gotta be something bad. you know what this is. it’s GLOBAL WARMING, JERRY!” “oh he we go with the global warming.”

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well I read that in George’s voice

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 week ago

Yep, and Jerry's

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago

Oh, so it's not just me that grows an extra one during the summer?

Good, I'm happy it's getting normalised.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I had a Scottish boyfriend, he visited me in Florida in the summer and I remember him saying "mind you, the heat does make ya horny, don't it?' (about himself) so I guess I buy it.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.

"Stick a guy in an ice cold lake in the middle of summer and his penis will shrink to winter size," he said.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.

I mean, do they get bigger? Has this been studied? Women's research is usually lacking compared to men's.

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[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

summer penis

isn't that a song from Grease

It's drifting away

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Don't you mean tiny dicks?

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Huge dicks with tiny dicks

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Is this the male equivalent of the fat watery feet I get in summer? Can't wear some of my shoes when we've got a heatwave outside because they don't fit anymore.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is that something that only happens to women?

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't know if it's woman only, but they are definitely more likely since hormones are a relevant factor. Your veins are another factor, in German we call this "schwere Beine" ("heavy legs" since they feel kinda tired and tingly). Water accumulates in your legs and feet and this can make them look swollen, feel tired and prevents me in the afternoon from putting on the same shoes I was effortlessly wearing in the early morning.

[–] thethirdobject@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

just a reminder that people with testicles are also subject to hormonal cycles

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[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you checked your blood pressure lately? Salt intake? Hydrating okay? Hormones? Allergies?

Could be an early warning sign of something more serious.

A little swelling and water retention especially on hot days is normal. But, if your shoes stop fitting due to a little water retention, they probably didn't fit very well to begin with. It's easier than you'd think to get used to shoes that are too small. Your feet adapt, but suffer.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm 35 and have this issue for > 10 years now. I appreciate your worries, and yes, there's a lot of stuff not okay but this problem is pretty common at least among those women I talked to about it.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

… that URL slug is quite a thing

[–] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

The heatwave is dicking them down?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Can confirm. It does wonders to my self confidence!

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
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