My princess is named: Winter.
Because she's white. 
this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2025
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These are my cats, Athena and Ultimate Cravings Box.
Sylvie (left, named her after having just finished Loki season one) and Molly (Cobb, For All Mankind)
My girl cat Persephone got a goddess name, but we normally do old lady names and had a mental block on them at the time. So Percy it is.
It doesn't apply in my case, but I like the idea of a goddess called Bubbles and a Taco Bell item called Squanch.
I once lived with a male Norwegian mutt named Nipsey Russel.
He was an interesting character like his namesake. He was an amazing cat who loved alcohol, you literally had to keep an eye on your drink.
Mine are two girl cats: Moose and Yeti. Moose is fluffy, majestic and too spart. Yeti is a dumb little angle baby
"Crunchwrap Supreme", but we just call him "Crunchy" for short.
Also dictators. I know boy cats named Meowsolini and Chairman Meow.
I have a cat named Francis, but sometimes I call him Francisco Franco 😂
You listen to behind the bastards don't you?
I don’t, should I?
Saddam Hussein, and Saddam Hussein's best friend
Saddam *Hissein
When I adopted my cat his name was LuciPurr and I promptly renamed him to Lucifer
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Paw Zedong
I have a girl cat named Preggo.
We rescued her during a tornado storm, in Arkansas, and we thought she was pregnant so I just called her Preggo.
By the time we got her to the vet we found out she's not pregnant, just fat and weird, however by that time she got used to being called Preggo so we just kept that up.
At first I was confused about why someone would copy some random twitter user's post on here, but now I'm even more confused about why someone would fake a month old twitter post
I mean I respect the art, it definitely had an effect on me
Wtf? Is dead internet true?
I think the twitter screenshot is fake. I tried to look up JaydenSmithish through nitter and it says user not found
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wtf is Taco Bell?! AND WHY IS MY PHONE AUTO CAPITALISING THE NAME!!
Because corporate logos and names are our new deities. Chill out and have a Star Bucks!
I don’t really think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
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Hey, you leave Crunch Wrap Supreme alone, he's a good boy.
My Boy: Rails, for Ruby on Rails.
My Girl: Sushi, cause she's black and white and looks like a roll.
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We name all the cats regardless of sex after something to do with literature. But that's their government names and I normally don't use those online to protect their tiny kitty privacy.
All their nicknames are like
Jerkcat Babycat Dingus YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC creature Sweetie Grey ghost Great hunter
Look, just anything that pops into my head as I sing sweet nothings to them
Current cat is creature often. Little weird creature.
Aww we've got a YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC at home, too
Names of my kitties over more than two decades:
Girls: Nova, Athena
Boys: Casper (black), Cocoa (white with blue eyes), Marconi
All kitties have dignified names.
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Black male cat: Lucifer
I too have a Luci. He's the best worst cat ever.
Which is kind of funny, you'd think a white cat would better fit "light bringer"
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