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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

My princess is named: Winter.

Because she's white. Winter

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

These are my cats, Athena and Ultimate Cravings Box.

[–] Dreamchiever@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Sylvie (left, named her after having just finished Loki season one) and Molly (Cobb, For All Mankind)

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago

My girl cat Persephone got a goddess name, but we normally do old lady names and had a mental block on them at the time. So Percy it is.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

It doesn't apply in my case, but I like the idea of a goddess called Bubbles and a Taco Bell item called Squanch.

[–] agit68@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago

I once lived with a male Norwegian mutt named Nipsey Russel.

He was an interesting character like his namesake. He was an amazing cat who loved alcohol, you literally had to keep an eye on your drink.

Mine are two girl cats: Moose and Yeti. Moose is fluffy, majestic and too spart. Yeti is a dumb little angle baby

[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My girl is Midnight Killer Sparkles.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 week ago

"Crunchwrap Supreme", but we just call him "Crunchy" for short.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Also dictators. I know boy cats named Meowsolini and Chairman Meow.

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I have a cat named Francis, but sometimes I call him Francisco Franco 😂

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You listen to behind the bastards don't you?

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I don’t, should I?

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Saddam Hussein, and Saddam Hussein's best friend

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Saddam *Hissein

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I adopted my cat his name was LuciPurr and I promptly renamed him to Lucifer

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago
[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a girl cat named Preggo.

We rescued her during a tornado storm, in Arkansas, and we thought she was pregnant so I just called her Preggo.
By the time we got her to the vet we found out she's not pregnant, just fat and weird, however by that time she got used to being called Preggo so we just kept that up.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

At first I was confused about why someone would copy some random twitter user's post on here, but now I'm even more confused about why someone would fake a month old twitter post

I mean I respect the art, it definitely had an effect on me

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wtf? Is dead internet true?

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 14 points 1 week ago

I think the twitter screenshot is fake. I tried to look up JaydenSmithish through nitter and it says user not found

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the hell is going on here?

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

wtf is Taco Bell?! AND WHY IS MY PHONE AUTO CAPITALISING THE NAME!!

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because corporate logos and names are our new deities. Chill out and have a Star Bucks!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t really think we have time for a hand job, Joe.

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 20 points 1 week ago

Hey, you leave Crunch Wrap Supreme alone, he's a good boy.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My Boy: Rails, for Ruby on Rails.

My Girl: Sushi, cause she's black and white and looks like a roll.

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[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We name all the cats regardless of sex after something to do with literature. But that's their government names and I normally don't use those online to protect their tiny kitty privacy.

All their nicknames are like

Jerkcat Babycat Dingus YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC creature Sweetie Grey ghost Great hunter

Look, just anything that pops into my head as I sing sweet nothings to them

Current cat is creature often. Little weird creature.

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Aww we've got a YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC at home, too

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My friend has a cat named Apollo and the man lives up to his name

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[–] some_guy 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Names of my kitties over more than two decades:

Girls: Nova, Athena

Boys: Casper (black), Cocoa (white with blue eyes), Marconi

All kitties have dignified names.

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[–] ater@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mona and Nachos... Can confirm.

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I too have a Luci. He's the best worst cat ever.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which is kind of funny, you'd think a white cat would better fit "light bringer"

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