Coffee helps me to be anxious faster and weed helps me to be paranoid slower.
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Bong hits and espresso. The fuel of my kitchen days
Weed is not at all akin to coffee and many don’t get energy from it in any useful sense.
No, you see, the key is to use them together. The magic inside builds up like a volcano and you'll feel energy tingling in your fingers before you collapse and have a panic attack.
They say sativa is the energizing/focusing strain, and indica the relaxing/numbing.
Which is a complete lie, there is no difference between a modern bud advertised as sativa and one advertised as indica, complete bro science.
Different kinds and quantities of terpenes however can have an impact on the kind of effect you get.
Around me sativa/indica is just a short hand for how sleepy weed is. No one (around me) pays attention if the weed is actually genetically close to either.
I think its just habit that I use those words rather than saying sleepy or energizing.
Thank you.
I've had genuine landrace Durban Poison, a 100% sativa, and it was pretty nice and sociable. I have grown a strain called Zombie Death Fuck, with OG origins, and it smacks me in the face. It's all about the genetics.
Ah, the hippy speedball
midi-chlorines? Are they things used to sort of clean a body?
You are thinking of Chlorine. Midi-Chlorines are used by DJs to make music.
lol
yes but using 8-bit musical tones
Haha, nice
I've had very little experience with weed, didn't take it with caffeine. Is that a thing? Does it feel different?
You're less sleepy?
Idk I live on caffeine and weed so my tolerances are... high.
One of us. One of us.
Its fun to do on a saturday and you have either nothing to do or a bunch of chores. A nice sativa with some coffee on a nice sunny day is pretty fun.
It is a thing. The classic name is the hippie speedball. I would say it definitely feels different, but I have ADHD so stimulants might work different for me than others.
There's definitely a synergistic effect with the two, however the exact effect could vary. For myself it provides a quicker onset to the effects of weed, whilst maintaining the functional aspect of the coffee quite well.
It gave me ultra-focus and made me act autistic.
I learned about Adderall from a guy on max Vyvance and Adderall that smoked an ounce or more per day. Dude played counter strike at god mode hacker level.
An ounce per day?? That's insane on multiple levels, but just the cost alone... unless they're growing their own, that's an extremely expensive habit.
Dude was most smoke I have ever seen. A great used car salesman and extremely chill and sharp. I have no clue what he was really like under those layers or what he was trying to escape but whatever it was must have been enormous, the kind of thing one never asks another. We parted ways when I came home unexpectedly early one day to what looked like a large drug bust on my living room coffee table with the "best score he had ever found." We were roommates. He worked for one of the dealers I painted cars for. I did around half of my work out of the shop behind the house but specialized in smaller on-site paint repairs. There was no chance I was going to have that much in the house when I ran a business out of the same place. That argument is where the scope of his habit came out. I knew he smoked more than anyone I had ever seen, but don't ask don't tell was our relationship with that. I rarely ever smoke because it hits me like a ton of bricks and I feel the lag effects for around 3 weeks before I become myself again. Downers are not my thing, but "first do no harm" and "live and let live" are my core alignments.
Max Addy plus Vy are no joke either. I think he was using two doctors to pull that one
Shrooms further amplify the beneficial effects
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion
...shh, don't reveal the magic...
Coffee with Weed is like pissing agains the wind.