Isn’t ravioli just a dumpling?
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Just like chili is a stew (which is a very thick soup) and hot dogs (and tacos) are open faced sandwiches and so forth.
Pretty much all of these memes fall apart if you at all know how to cook. Which is probably why they are so lasting.
The memes are intended to show the absurdity of trying to apply strict classificationss to something as varied as food.
This is a strict classification of why these memes fall apart.
Somehow, I agree to ravioli=dumpling but can’t go as far as saying that pop-tart equals anything in that category
Poptart seems more like a turnover to me.
Easy. First off:
Pop-tarts are calzones.
More fights:
Greek salad is fruit salad
Paris sucks
Chick-fil-A isn't actually good
Pop-tarts are calzones.
This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.
Greek salad is fruit salad
True.
Paris sucks
Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.
Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good
It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.
Dude Paris is fucking awful. Trash and pickpockets literally everywhere
I only need 2:
JavaScript frameworks
I won't react
That's showing some backbone
0.999.. and 1 are equal
1 / 3 = 0.333...
0.333... + 0.333... = 0.666...
0.666... + 0.333... = 0.999...
1 = 0.999...
Chiropracty / Chiropractics is all fake.
That's ridiculous. The singular of ravioli is raviolo, a singular pop tart couldn't possibly be multiple ravioli.
Vegans are right.
I have an in-law who's a vegan and explained it as "if I consume less there's a tiny bit less cruelty. A tiny bit less demand." I like that. It's not about purity. It's about trying.
I'm still not vegan. I suppose that doesn't say good things about me.
Sorry it's actually a lasagna.
There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.
Punishment is ineffective long-term
Roller skates count as vehicles
Pineapple on pizza
For me, it's not the pineapple, it's that Hawaiian pizza is bad. Pineapple, jalapenos, and pepperoni is a great combo.
A ravioli is an amphibious hot pocket
I don't like Arch Linux
they said no politics
It's not for everyone. I like it because I'm old and grumpy.
Ravioli is a sandwich.
A sandwich is actually a type of lasagna. Close but no cigar.
Channeling Ovidus:
Sex gets better past 35.
