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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Honestly this could hurt more sex workers than the og did. But it would be Legal this time

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Yesterday I was convinced I had finished the Internet. Then this showed up.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Jack the Ripper but it’s the 80s so he’s Jack the Gipper

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What if it was Jack the ripper, but he's just ripping wet farts

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Damn beat me to it

[–] Monstertruckenjoyer@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He murders housing by buying your house and gentrifying it

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

The old slow murder by making you homeless because of unaffordable rent and now you can't get a job because you're homeless and your spouse takes the kids and moves back in with her mom and you keep thinking if I could only get a job I could get my family back but you get sick because you live outside and don't have healthcare since you don't have a job and now you're dying of a 100% preventable and treatable disease in a (allegedly) 1st world country. Heh. Classic.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Jack the rip-a big FART IN YO FACE

Edit: catdaddy already made the joke im leaving mine up for shame

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Hive mind achieved

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

jack the ripped and all he does is deadlift you

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

the house flipper has the same bodycount

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Jack but he's a lovely customer at your restaurant - Jack the Tipper

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wait, is this a reference?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago
[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Here's your reference &c

[–] context@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

jack the ripper's arch nemesis who goes around quickly stitching up knife wounds:

jack the zipper

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Jack the Ripper but all he does is upload BRRIP x265 torrents so he's good actually.

[–] jjsandwich8@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

jack the house flipper ripped the heart and soul out of my childhood home sadness

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What if it's Jack The Stripper and he harvest wheat/rye/barley/oats/rice spikes without cutting the culms

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

Jack the Ripper but he's on Gilligan's Island, Jack the Skipper

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

And his dastardly partner in the US, H. H. Homes

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

He's the same as before but really clumsy. Jack the Slipper.