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Assassination attempt numero tres!

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 62 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The streets have an opportunity to do something very funny!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I want to see a crowd pull him apart like a scarecrow filled with taffy

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

The idea of a bunch of middle schoolers converging on trump like a bunch of Naruto running rage zombies from 28 days later is extremely funny.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, there are taffy-filled scarecrows?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I like taffy, so I sure hope so

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

cue a lamp post falling over and the lamp end bonking him directly on the top of the head, killing him instantly

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Given the state of maintenance of public infrastructure, there's a non-zero% chance of that actually happening

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

if we throw enough banana peels on the street he's BOUND to slip on at least one of them

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 27 points 10 months ago

the führer-wanna-be will be chauffeured through town to witness his police state in action

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The mother fucker is taking a victory lap.

[–] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 21 points 10 months ago

Only lap thst fucker know is Lapdance from minor

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Hopefully we at least get a “Dukakis popping his head out of a tank” moment out of this.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Trump had teased earlier in the day that he planned to join law enforcement in the streets of DC, though he appeared to scrap those plans for a more standard meet-and-greet with those he has deployed

Boo! Booooo!!! No balls!

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Cue democrats getting angry while insisting that no one gets violent and to do exactly what the police say

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

if everyone ignores him while listening to the Hamilton soundtrack on their earbuds, THAT will show him.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Is this going to be like that one show where Steven Seagal pretended to be a cop?

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the-doohickey timmy-pray

Someone plz do the funniest thing. Amen.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's how you get President Vance

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 10 months ago

yeah, but then there's a chance for a running joke

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He wants to be Steven Seagull so bad.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I went looking for a seagull emote but found this cool parrot instead comrade-birdie

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[–] D61@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

He just wants to hang out with all the Big Beautiful Policemen, nothing wrong with that.