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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

i heard others say the same

goodbye

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

lentils deflate car tires. can your beanis do that?

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago
[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

I reject the bean/lentil dichotomy because both are daal.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wake up babe new struggle session just dropped

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

Bean stacking

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

I’m just stopping by this thread to check the pulse of this debate

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

Death penalty

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

Lentils and Beans are both Fabacea, it's beans all the way down, and thats F - A - B

beanis