It breaks my heart that apparently most of the British public have never had good black pudding.

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Yorkshire puddings are entirely all right but they're not top tier. That's like saying bread is top tier, it depends entirely on what you can buy it with. No one has just the Yorkshire pudding on a plate that's not a meal.

Welsh rarebit though is. That should be at the top of the list, if I ever go to a cafe and they have that on the menu I will 100% definitely have it every single time.

Beef Wellington low tier? Who was asked for this poll?

This is madness. A full English (top tier) should have black pudding (apparently so-called bottom tier) on it. Madness, I tell you. And clearly a steak and kidney pudding is superior to a steak and kidney pie. It's all to cock!

I see your full English and raise you a full Scottish. Just like a full English but with haggis, fruit pudding, tattie scone, and guaranteed black pudding (English seems to only sometimes come with black pudding).

God tier - I agree

Top tier - All low tier

Mid tier - Chicken Tikka Massala & Welsh Rarebit should be Top Tier (I had Welsh rarebit for the first time in the summer, regret not having it earlier)

Low Tier - Pork Pie & Steak & Kideny Pie belong in crap tier (replace kidney with ale and it becomes God Tier)

Crap Tier - black pudding should be top tier. Haggis mid tier.

Edit - Where's beans on toast??

It never occured to my stupid Canadian brain that Chicken Tikka was actually British. But it makes sense in the same way that a lot of foods are "Canadian" because they were invented by immigrants adapting a dish to their new home.

I know this was made to get a rise out of the Brits, but putting the amazing Scotch Egg and Pork Pie in Low Tier is a hate crime

The top tier - consisting only of steak and ale pie - was sadly cropped out.

Also, would vouch for a separate entries for "cold Scotch egg fully cooked" and "fresh Scotch egg with runny middle".

TIL all my favorite foods are universally despised lmao

Offal is delicious, get on my level 🫀🫁🫘

I'll start saying I'm Brazilian and have never gone to the British islands, but I feel like this is wrong just by beef Wellington being so low. I've had a homemade one and it was the best thing ever, and even before having it, it just sounds so delicious!!! Anyway besides that everything above the lowest tier are def on my list of things I'd love to try at least once, while some of the lowest tier just make me not want to try because of the idea of what bit of meat I'd be eating, I would give it a try since I do enjoy a bit of liver every know and then, and chicken hearts are really good (at least in the Brazilian BBQ style) so I could like boss sausages and other things

faggots

I said eat my ass, not my whole body!

English foods .. or more commonly known as "Beige"

No corned beef hash??

After years hearing about how awful haggis is, I've been very pleasantly surprised when I finally got to taste it earlier this year. It tastes like mutton, which I love, and the oats give it a very pleasant texture. Definitely in my top tier of British food

I don't know where to begin, it's all wrong. You could reverse it and it would be better.

Cottage pie and shepherd's pie have no business being that high and what the hell is black pudding doing down there?!

Cornish pasty and welsh rarebit are god tier. Ploughman's lunch and Lancashire hotpot are top tier. Yorkshire pudding is top tier. Haggis done right is a LOT better than you think (caveat, I was very very drunk when I tried it.)

I don't know where to start...
Steak and kidney pie is low tier but 'Pie and mash' is mid tier?
Kippers, Steak and kidney pudding, Black pudding; all crap?
Bump the Cottage and Shepherd's pies down and stick the hotpot, kippers, and snake and pygmy in top tier where they belong.

If this was the only food accessible to me I would also conquer the world. Desperately.

Shepard's pie pic is just Cottage pie pic mirrored lul.

Only the UK would classify something "fish and chips" as the pinnacle of their cuisine.

Haggis is boss. S+k pudding and black pudding also don’t belong on the bottom tier - particularly as black pudding is a component of full English in the top tier!

I’d also swap Toad In The Hole with one the mince based pies above - the world needs to know about Toad In The Hole!

Haggis with neeps and tatties and a little gravy is amazing. So peppery and satisfying. I know it sounds shite, but genuinely one of my favourite meals. Would take it over a Sunday roast any day. A lamb roast is excellent, mind you.

I have never heard of a scotch egg, so I looked it up, and my god that sounds like wonderful comfort food. How the hell could that be low tier.

Also as much as I like bacon how tf is putting it plain between bread god tier. At least make it a damn BLT.

I'd definitely shuffle a couple of these (like Toad in the Hole is much better then that) but on the whole, this is a lot closer to my tastes than I was expecting.

People feel pretty strongly about faggots and peas

https://youtu.be/pVHbWHGVYaU

The British make some very tasty food. Some very not tasty ones, but many tasty ones.