That lemmy.world post sure is a gold mine for brain worms! I never thought I'd see unhinged and idiotic takes like these, but they're extremely concentrated over there! Maybe the preemptive last resort on Hexbear wasn't so bad, these people would tire us out extremely quick.
it takes 2 braincells to realize the CCP is 1984 incarnate
Fortunately if you have more than two braincells you'll be capable of figuring out this is bullshit
I'm as leftist as they come
loonies
Everyone that liberals dislike is mentally ill (and mentally ill people are contemptible and should be silent), a bedtime story by liberals and for liberals.
Great thread, love that when one user points out that "left as they come" here is a rabid racist another user posts this in defence:
this thread is just you stalking people and copying their comments. can you do me? maybe the one where i enjoy watching mobiks getting blown up in drone videos, that seemed to upset a few tankies
"You think you're tough? Huh? Huh? Why don't you read this thread where I said I can't cum unless I watch someone die? That'll show you!"
Edit: check out this peak redditor.
"I'm suspicious of you for not wanting porn on all."
One of Hexbear's earliest effective filters was prohibiting NSFW material, and to some extent the VolCel Police gag. The treatbrains that got feral at even the suggestion to not thirstpost everywhere, to not be a sexpest to other users, outed themselves.
i miss the vanguard from the sub
vaporwave tank>jizz pig wagon
The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!
That's awesome.
STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING
@kleeon@hexbear.net can WolfWolf get low a spawn rate volcel vanguard tank and text added to VOLCEL_POLICE, as a treat?
I'm thinking the occasional shiny pokemon always cheers folks up.
Hmm that's a good idea. I might add that
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Agreed. Never horny on main.
Feeling like a tacticool wine cave warrior because you watched death and killing on a screen is yet another form of liberalism.
Completely indistinguishable from a 2000s 4chan edgelord bragging about watching gore and snuff videos to "desensitise" themselves.
Only a scratch apart, if that.
Confession - that was me for a bit. I didn't really watch a ton of REAL gore, but I was definitely one who would seek out the most absolute extreme horror flicks. I've since gotten better about that. It was also around that time too
Except now it's the class controlling NGOs and managing corporations getting off on gore and snuff instead of just lonely anti-social losers
TIL, leftism is when healthcare
Social Democrats: Uhh, Buzz! We missed the truck!
"Tankies": We're not aiming for the truck!
aim on point
not even that, leftism is when you pick an arbitrary line and say "good things for people on this side of it, death and destitution for the people on the other side"
and then leftists argue about who to exclude. minorities? poor people? foreigners?
NOW THIS IS REAL LEFTISM YAS YAS
This is how Bernie can still win
Bernie was probably too far left for the "left as it gets" poster lmaaao
I'm as left as it gets and that's why I love Joe Brandon!
Don't forget legal weed
They said it, they said 1984!
oooooh a left-com! ask them about lasagne 
Seeing this emoji always makes me smile 😌
“Healthcare leftism” = I just want more shares of the imperial spoil but those fucking tankies want to destroy the empire!!!!
"I'm as leftist as they come" stinks of "as a black man"
Using the word "loonies" tells me that this person consumes mainstream right wing media, or spends their time in right wing spaces (full of people who are influenced by that media), which regularly refers to the left as the "looney left" as a result of british right media reviving the phrase lately.
Some other comments from this person:
I'm as left as they come AND
What refined social skills this person has! Quick question: what is the cause? Cause I know you're not talking about trying to get progress out of the ineffectual dems.
I actually have trouble IRL with people that sound like this because I have this reflex where I start wondering if they're fucking with me - as if I didn't understand their sarcasm. It's sort of like a cacophony of alarm bells in my head and my reaction is "no way you believe something so obtuse. How did you say so many bad things in a row?" I'll get sarcastic, dismissive, or annoyed.
I understand that I could be trapped in a western bubble… but really? I didn’t bother asking for a source because I’m sure the only source for that misinformation is the Kremlin.
The exact energy of a boomer refusing to read something because they're convinced it's satanic.
Even as a lib I wanted more then that, how can a person think that's as left as it gets?
we want healthcare and equal rights
"As a labor aristocrat, I demand my fair share of the super profits looted from the global south!"
iM aS LeFt As iT gEtS, bUt...
This has got to be a bit account.
BRB creating the bit account "asleftasitgets"
1984!
no more half measures walter
I feel bad for them, they probably meant well there... I see how hyperfixated some people get with laws. Like, what do "equal rights" even provide, if you don't get "equal conditions" in general? And how much power people actually have in your country if you have literally no practical way to get those things OP mentions? If your laws say pretty things but they are deliberately set up to not actually have any effect in practice and everybody is silent about that, then you definitely live in 1984 incarnate.
This is like a The Giver of Farenheit 451
This feels like literal Copypasta material...
the cause (posting on forums)
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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