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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 260 points 3 months ago (6 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 months ago

This one is a great litmus test for the British

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pehdow in a meadow? Pedo in a meedow?

"Pehdow". Yall spell it "paedo" ;)

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

It took me about 2 seconds to figure this out. Came to the comments to make sure.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

I was thinking "dumbass in tall grass" but I think I like yours better.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wouldn't it have to be peddo not pedo, like a freddo

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

In America, pedo and meadow rhyme. We use a short e in pedo.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 158 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I think we found the winner

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought Pedo on a Prado, but that doesn't work in English

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Pedo in a meadow flows better in American English where they say ped-oh. The British version doesn't flow as well in this example but is generally superior for shouting at someone. For example, if Trump had been allowed to see the public when visiting the UK you would hear "Fucking peee-doooh!"

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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

Paedo in a lea, tho'

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 51 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] Toto@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

Coward in flowards

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Toto@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago

Crazy in daisies

[–] Neurotoxin@lemmus.org 36 points 3 months ago

Oh thought it was Dumbass in some grass.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 3 months ago

Felon in a Field?

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 24 points 3 months ago

Man-child in the wild?

[–] Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

well that's a pedo in a meadow...(pronounced in USA 'cause we say eh instead of ee) i suppose we could say a pedo in the weedos for the brits

In a Meedow, you say?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Oh God, the European version would be pedo in a speedo.

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 15 points 3 months ago

Pedo in a meadow

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That’s an open target, double check wind and your scope

No bulletproof shield in an open field.

[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Trump in a Dump

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Trumpf im Sumpf.

Trump in the swamp.

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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

fascist in a field?

[–] Snoopey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Trump on a stump (stump is hidden deep inside him)

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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Man who tried and failed to imprison his political opponents because he tried staff a critical DOJ role with home owner’s insurance attorney, on a prairie.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

An authoritarian pretending to be agrarian

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

Pedophile in the daffodils.

[–] _chris@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Huh. I pronounce it pee-doh.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I can’t say that I like or agree with English English 100% of the time, but pedo and nonce just feel right and it’s a shame America doesn’t agree.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago

Now there's bitch in a field.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Nonce on jaunts

[–] snf@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Fairy in a prairie?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Generica@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

We also would have accepted "Racist in the tulips".

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Pig in clover?

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 5 points 3 months ago

Trump in a Slump?

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Trump on a dump

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Another Trump meme, I'm gonna puke! And they tell you to leave internet if you can't take all these US news and memes.....

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