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[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm in, though I'm curious what "turns you into a reptile" means. Does it just mean I become cold blooded. I'm fine with that, it just means I'm moving somewhere tropical. Do I grow scales and a tail? Certainly not ideal, but I could probably live with it, especially if the tail is prehensile and if I get claws in the mix. Do I get a really long, controllable tongue? Can't think of any uses for that. Nope, none at all...

Attraction, sex and reproduction would be interesting questions as well. Do I still find human women attractive, or is my brain rewired to want a lusty argonian maid? What does my new plumbing look like? Are there others of my new species around for me to do the monster mash with?

But overall, yes I'd probably go for it. I don't delude myself into thinking that I will somehow continue to exist after death; so, not dying seems like the better alternative. Sure, if the downsides are really bad, I can accept that death is a better outcome (e.g. you live forever, but have locked-in syndrome forever). But, living as a lizard person doesn't seem too horrible.

[–] BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Username checks out.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

3 people are blessed with ignorance

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nope, I've been fighting my own mind for over 4 decades and possibly have another 4ish to look forward to. Lizard or not, tacking another 919 years onto my life sounds like torture.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plenty of celebrities and highly paid athletes commit suicide, wealth cannot cure depression. Same answer.

[–] Slowy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe being a lizard is the change in lifestyle you need

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Listen to this person, dey know.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

We can hear your claws clickety-clacking those keys, "citizen". 😶

Is it traveling at Warp 10? What happens at Warp 10, stays at Warp 10.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

When you say "turns you into a reptile", do you mean like a lizard-person, or an iguana?

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I already said lizard-person.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

I somehow imagine normal lizard-persons as less horrible than Peter Theil. Less sweaty for starters.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Either way, I'm in. Wouldn't even need the life-extending part.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"With a certain audience, this life extending solution tested very well."

"Great. How soon can we perfect the life extending bit and start selling it?"

"About that..."

Edit: We correlated the data, and this is going to sell well with Linux users.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Which ever you prefer.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wouldn't want to be one of those reptiles that shoots blood from its eyes.

Other than that... I'm interested.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What? That sounds awesome. Imagine how easily you could get out of awkward social situations with that ability.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd rather be one of those lizards that flares its rills. Like a living warning flag.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo!!

...and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Captain Janeway: "Oh hell yes!!!"

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Easy choice for me.

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

As long as I don’t turn into some tiny prey lizard, sure. I wanna still be able to play video games.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine the mortgage you could get though

[–] webp@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

What does it do to furries?

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well, even as a furry, I'd say haell no! Reptiles ain't something I'm a fan of. Besides, I'd rather die after however long I live rather than completely turn into a reptile for the next millennium.

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well. When do I get to become a reptile? Soon?

[–] mech@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

No. Being a reptile might be cool, but I'm now 40 and already think that being at the half-way point is fine with me.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ll go with yes even before looking up the cons of being cold blooded. So… does it suck to be cold blooded for 1000 years?

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You cannot sweat, need to eat only once a week and you can be happy just sitting under the sun/heat lamp for a few hours every day.

But you just can't live outside where it is too cold even if you wear thick winter clothing, unless someone makes externally heated clothes for you.

[–] BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You just described my wife.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think your wife might be secretly one. Does she lay eggs too?

[–] BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I saw my children come out live, but maybe she's just like the platypus of reptiles or something.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

There are some reptile species that do live birth.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sure.

My mom always said I'm like a turtle since I love to hide from problems. So I'll just hide in the shell wheneven I'm scared.

"Mom, you can't hit me lmfao, I'm just gonna hide in the shell forever."

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A sapient reptile? Maybe. Depends if my spouse is into it.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

If she's not, consider a more adventurous spouse! ...or get her to accept the offer, too.

[–] ijon_the_human@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

If it means I get to hibernate through winter then the answer is yes.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If I can choose later in life, after ive had a "full" life, I would debate it then. If I had to choose early in life, say teenage years, I would hope I would say no.

If I have to choose now, I would say yes. My appearance would be uglier, the world would be worse, but I would use the extra time to gain more life experiences and be a wise old lizard.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Do you get to slow down your metabolism at will? Does your metabolism just naturally slow to allow you to live so long?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

why would I do that? I'm already a lobster, so I'll live forever.