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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Engels, please, my funds for liquor and cigars is running low. This is BeerKing news!

[–] Twongo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"if engels had whatsapp" is burned into my brain.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I NEED money

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm not changing the title

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

berdly-smug Feel stupid yet, Bearkers?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't realize you were a bear monarchist, smh hesitation-2

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Non more elections now buddy

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I want to know more about the bear king

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

borrowing money from him/her

What makes non-binary people immune to the book's tactics?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We don't have money and we're the ones borrowing

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does that make Marx an enbie?

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

He's genderfluid (you see, they always move in dialectical contradictions).

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

That makes sense. The thesis and antithesis are clearly opposing sides of the gender spectrum.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Your letter affected me both unpleasantly and pleasantly (you see, I always move in dialectical contradictions). Unpleasantly, because I know your circumstances and it would be rotten of me if I were to accept such presents at the expense of your family. I therefore regard these £15 as a loan, which I shall in time repay.

What a fucking nerd. "You see, I always move in dialectical contradictions" reads as the most online leftist space sentence I've read in historical documents.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Hey, give me five bucks

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

What about its sequel, "How to Reconnect with an Old Friend and then Immediately Pivot to Recruiting them for your MLM"?

[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

hey can i have 5 dollars