We all know it's your mom.
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Slowest pitch in history.
Not as slow as your moms fatass.
Wooooosh...
I, too, nominate this person's mother
I would gladly nominate your mother.
I got with a goat prostitute once, she was baaaaaaaaad
There's a documentary on these 2 Dutch sisters in their 70s who have been in the game for over 100 years between them. So they're probably up there:
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/sep/17/oldest-prostitutes-amsterdam-70-twins
Well there's Caroline Lacroix.
She was a prostitute that caught the eye of King Leopold II, you know, the Belgian Congo guy. He ended up leaving her a pretty large portion of his blood money.
I think you could also make a strong argument for Zheng Yi Sao, basically seduced a pirate king and took over his fleet and became the most powerful pirate of all time.
Also, Lola Montez, who nearly brought down the bavarian monarchy.
Her ability to manipulate the king was so great that the Minister of State, Karl von Abel, was dismissed because he and his entire cabinet had objected to her being granted Bavarian nationality and the title of countess. The students at Munich University were divided in their sympathies, and conflicts arose shortly before the outbreak of the revolutions of 1848, which led the king, at Montez's insistence, to close the university.
Also, she is the subject of a great song by Volbeat
Haha are you trolling me? That's literally my favorite song, I posted about it just a couple days ago.
Well I mean she's not a goat at being a prostitute she's a goat at being a pirate Queen.
I came here to say this
Its your mom!
I read that as "prostates" and was confused but intrigued
Reading this left me prostrate.
Technically Eve fucked all the men in the world
Her own sons included.
You could measure by how far it got you in life, so by some measures Melania could be considered a winner in that class. (First Lady, 40 million for a documentary, etc) I think she’s deplorable though.
If it's a business theyre keeping track. Data just isnt public or consolidated.
We all know Trump is the real throatgoat.
I thought that was Nancy Reagan
Nah I don't think this buffoon is good at anything. Especially sex
Didn't he take Bill Clinton's fat cock?
Say sex worker instead of prostitute, and also people absolutely do rate and review sex workers, it's not exactly what you mean, but the review books and websites can trace their roots back to the late 1800s
unsurprisingly this thread reeks, the culture here is not as progressive and woke as people constantly whine about
I ask myself sometimes: if we use a new word for "something" what does change? ....surely there are words that were intended as insults from beginning on. But some words just become insults again if we switch the naming because the concept behind it is an insult rooted in soceiety no?. for example: 1980 "your mother is a whore" ,dont say whore its insulting say prostitute.... 2000 "your mother is a prostitute" dont say that... 2026 "yo mama is a sex worker" ... no matter how often we name it, the concept is causing it to end up as insult.
maybe a bad example here but anyways
I understand that Nancy Reagan was the throat GOAT.
But did she charge? Guess we’ll never know.
A better question is what stats would you keep if they were kept?
Body count and total Net worth of johns divided by body count.
Eccentrica Gallumbits is #1.
How far out do her erogenous zones start?
Because one is subjective the other is not.
That's why you keep stats and measure objective metrics. "I think this is the best player" or "I think this is the best whore" are both equally subjective. But one is backed up by statistics, the other is not, but could be and therbt negating the difference.
And then, if the scoring criteria can be subjective, that can lead to a similar issue with results. Kind of how those ice-skating competitions rely on 3 experts' opinions rather than the mathematical accuracy of moves or timing accuracy of music synchronisation.
I wonder what the criteria might be, so they don't rely on keeping partner stats too lmao
We could grade them like gymnasts or figure skaters. I'd watch competitive prostitution.
In a certain sense, I think many of us do.
Not "in a sense". It is prostitution.
Pretty sure that's just called pornography.
Pornography is competitive prostitution like movies are competitive plays.
I'm not fond of the cinema, myself, but I hear about new movies. What I hear is how much money they made on opening day. So yes, your comparison sits right with me.
I am pretty sure that would be the woman that has the world record for having like 1000 dudes cum inside her in under 24 hours. A record I very much would like to beat. 😤
Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan is Natalya Sagdiyev.
Gotta be Bonnie Blue she had a 1,000 man gangbang. Her body count is like 2k.
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