please spay/neuter them
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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no, put the knife away he meant go get them spayed/neutered
Looks like it fits 2^3 cats.
New religion discovered. "There was only enough cat bed for 2 or 3, but instead it held 8 cats"
And Catrick said "Mew! Mew! Mewwww!" for the bowl was half empty and he feared his people were soon to starve, but the Lord descended amongst them and in their generosity filled every bowl with a bounty of Tuna and Scallop Feast.
The Lord commanded the cats to scratch not the rug or the furniture, and to only shit in the box in the living room, and in return promised their bowls would never remain empty.
And it was good, until the next day, when this was all forgotten.
A bountiful harvest!
How many cats go in the cat bed is for the cats to decide.
Every time I count I get a different number of cats.
There are 9
If you also can't count.
You're only technically correct!
Took me a while to spot #3 lmao
There's a cat in the profile picture
Which ain't in the bed
But also the emoji for yet another at that rate.
Add the 2-3 hypothetical cats mentioned... 5?
As I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Every wife had seven sacks
Every sack had seven cats
Every cat had seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives
How many were going to St. Ives?
Fuck bud you lose me after the man.
It's a trick question; the answer is 1, the person going to St. Ives. 2,801 are going the other way.
But if you're only counting the
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives
Wouldn't that be zero?
Or is that just a distraction in the riddle?
It's just a reiteration of some of the elements of the riddle rather than a comprehensive list.
You might have to practise counting
Hello I'm count Dracula.
Did it work?
EIGHT ahahaaaaah.
I count 8 pairs of ears.
I count 15 eyes
That's what's called a passel. A soft & cuddly passel o' puss. Yup.
That little seal point Siamese face poking out is adorable! Looks like the face at the bottom on the right is a sibling.
Sneaky surprise siamese <3
Got room for one more?
Looks to me like they’re winning at life
Hit the jackpot
Cat-hydra type shit.
Is this a Cat King?
Formerly "Cat King, Cold"?
TNR done right
Maybe? I don't see any clipped ears.
Is the ear clipped thing universal or just certain parts of the world?
A brief search confirms it in the US, Ireland, and Greece so while I'm not confident in saying it's for sure universal it seems likely that areas with a TNR program for feral cats probably do it.
Didn't think it was. This might be somewhere like Turkey where they do have a lot of street cats who are generally taken care of as well. Can't say for certain but that there's a bundle of them not scattering away instantly when the poster shows themselves to them tells they are aware and comfortable enough around humans they aren't exactly feral.