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maybe-later-kiddo Hey you can have better policies later kiddo, but if you don't vote for the genocide and ICE Zionazi you might get the more uncivilized genocide and ICE Zionazi. Stop being purity ponies and vote or else...

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where's that meme where it's like

Vote Democrat: A Better World Is Not Possible

and there's a silhouette image of a child being ravaged by dogs

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you very much

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I forgot who she was so I checked Wikipedia. I laughed when I saw this...

In 2025, Cummings participated in Saudi Arabia's Riyadh Comedy Festival, an event which Human Rights Watch characterized as an attempt by the Saudi government to whitewash its human rights abuses. In contrast with comedian Atsuko Okatsuka, who spurned the strict censorship rules, Cummings was one of three women to accept an offer to participate in the festival.

Our reality is like a movie where the cast of characters who are horrible people is too big by a factor of ten.

Youtube comments

That Saudi money did not last long.

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Isn't this the comic who got mad at Ms Rachel for saying you shouldn't block medical aid to children?

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

youre-laughing A comedian is so destitute she fashions her suit and tie from a diner tablecloth and you’re laughing?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Her outfit is funnier than she is. I particularly like that the necktie is a spawn of the tablecloth.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

Lower my expectations? Fair enough, that's probably true

Lower my demands? Never

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO . HOW LOW CAN YOU GO

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Makes you miss the football-lucy days, doesn't it?

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At this rate, in 2028 they're just going to say "we will be identical to the Republicans. Vote for us anyways".

[–] 6kb_@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i’m not interested in further discourse about usa electoralism since i don’t live there but yeah. that was my observation from outside, and i wondered why the hell she did that when a) she wasn’t going to get trump voters to vote for her even by pushing that line, and b) she could have just made vague ass lies about stopping the genocide in gaza and pulled far far more voters from the left voterbase many people now berate for causing all of this.

also i have to stress again i am not eligible for voting in the usa and i am a visitor to hexbear and i have no interest in any discussion about me voting blue because i could not vote in 2024 and my critiques of kamala do not mean i personally established ice. i do not live in the usa. (obligatory disclaimer each time i talk about kamala)

[–] 6kb_@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

to be fair though, from what i recall of her campaign, there were ads/speeches about immigration that were basically her mimicking trump’s policies so she could garner votes from his voterbase. so

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, you're not going to do better policies? What are you proposing instead? Nothing fundamentally changes? But you want votes because the fundamentals are bad? Isn't there a chance that people are unhappy under you and then the bad people get back in power and make it worse? Wouldn't that just be ratcheting up the bad, souring people to you, and concentrating the badness because the base will either desire worse policies, die, or flee? Couldn't you just inspire non-voters to vote by proposing popular things instead of trying to get people who hate you to like you?

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey the opposition is executing people in broad daylight but don't get too excited, we're going to do that too. However you should vote for us because we're going to make sure to fill out the correct forms for public executions and we'll give the ICE agent that shoots your cousin a free subscription to betterhelp

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's gonna be really funny to see blue anon try to scold people for complaining when the dem candidate announces their plan to reform ICE is to pay them more.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago
[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

tl;dw: "I'm a liberal and my political party sucks but I'm incapable of imagining any alternatives other than the right wing."

Credit where it's due. On the potential "issue" of Cory Booker's veganism:

It's not unprecedented, Bill Clinton turned vegan after he was president, and Joe Biden was an actual vegetable.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same thing happened in '24.

Dems strategy is now to continue run inconceivable unpopular neoliberal ghouls who poll lower than gonorrhea but start blaming anybody left of Hillary like a year before any voting happens.

[–] goferking0 3 points 1 week ago

And never stop blaming everyone else after the loss

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

The entire point of "lesser evil", the worse the Republicans get, the more free Democrats are to not offer anything and embrace "bipartisanism".

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

More like whitney denials kelly

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember back when I was in high school and the daily show made fun of people who said stupid shit like this chomsky-yes-honey

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, but that was because they wanted you to laugh. They still didn't want you to do anything about it.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

They're a comedy show, so I don't expect them to lead the revolution or even do anything particularly good or productive but asking them to not be this actively and openly neoliberal seems like an extremely low bar

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was this before your time?

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That was literally a bunch of dumb libs (myself included; I was in attendance, embarrassingly enough) believing they would lead the revolution or something, when in fact they were just doing a comedy show (with music I guess? We couldn't see or hear anything and we only got back to the hotel room in time to see the credits roll, so I have no idea what the actual content was)

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lol. And what's hilarious (in a very morbid way) is that you can absolutely link the stuff libs were riled up about (tea party, Glenn beck, war on terror, health care, patriot act) to the shit happening today. And John was like, let's all just calm down and get along. Be civil with each other! Lol.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

It’s just the dem voters they want to lower their expectations, the dem donors will always have their expectations met.

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wonder what she's got on her porn history to shill like this lmao

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She's already on her "Why I left the Left" arc, so probably just a waning career and desire to stay relevant.

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Is it always the Batman meme of you either die a hero or live long enough to be the villain?

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She did a comedy special where she brought out a real doll of herself. Genuinely horrifying. Should never have questioned my volcel oath.

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Imo I'd rather be the 'doll', but constantly objectifying oneself is tiring. The vocel and nocel urges ebb and flow. But yeah fuck that lmao

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

these rich pig pieces of of shit always find a way to blame the victim. whether its when their war criminal wholesome grandpa funds israel’s genocide or its trump sending brownshirts after people it always ends up being the least powerful group’s doing

these liberals refuse to hold their party accountable. they just want to yell at powerless people. there is not a thing in the world that will make me vote for a democrat because the reality they offer is only marginally better than the “alternative” that the GOP offers and even then they only offer a temporary buffer since they dont criminalize any of these fascists or rich pricks. biden is the perfect fuckin example. old ass dude gets in, does nothing to prevent what we’re seeing now. actively aids in this reality. raises ICE’s budget. doesnt arrest any of these pedophiles and fascists. so what argument is there to be made here? biden was the president and look what it got us. it got us here. liberals have no leg to stand on and they just want to lash out

if you want people to vote for you offer them something other than “im not trump”. the democratic party are entitled and liberals are also entitled

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

This will pick up two moderates in the suburbs.

I hope they get Hillary to help sell this message, they’ll need her unbearable loser energy

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Is she the centrist celebrity du jour? Are the dems trying to make Mar-a-lago face bipartisan?

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought she was MAGA now

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Has started throwing out "Liberals are the party of censorship" so I'm sure its close behind.

[–] whiskers165@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Since her expectations are so low I guess it doesn't really matter who you vote for or don't vote for. Her expectations are so low we're on track to exceed them with flying carpets no matter who we elect

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

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